Eat More Nuts
Hey, just wondering, how often do you eat nuts? Like, are you the kind of nuts fan who eats them all the time or do you…
Squirrel Tries to Stash Its Nut Treasure in a Perplexed Dog
Theoretically, squirrels are cute and it'd be delightful to have a trained squirrel bustling around one's home, piling…
It's Cool For Pregnant Chicks to Eat Nuts Again
Added to the ever-changing, constantly growing, completely contradictory list of shit that pregnant women should and…
People Who Gobble Nuts Every Day Live Longer
I guess that means Amber from Clueless is gonna live forever. (90s movie snap!) (sorry.)
Humans Have Been Doing Weird Shit to Make Themselves Look Good for Some Time Now
Considering that people used to wear mouse skin as fake eyebrows, bleed themselves to look paler and dye their teeth…
When Everyone Thinks Your Deadly Allergy Is Just A Fad
While food now regularly comes with a warning label if it "may contain nuts" and many schools are instituting no-peanut…
Roseanne Wants To Put Her Nuts In Your Mouth
Roseanne Barr was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, radiant in a citrusy caftan and feathery…
Robert Downey Jr. Is The New Mr. Peanut
The $30 million makeover resulted in a Wes Andersen-esque animation voiced by Robert Downey Jr. If you're the sort of…
13 Different Ways To Say "Testicles"
In addition to "balls," "nuts" and "cojones," the Cosmo story "Two Spots He's Dying For You To Touch" uses "his boys,"…
Tea Party Protesters Shout The N-Word At, Spit On Passing Legislators
Tea Party protesters have once again descended upon Washington, D.C., and this time, in addition to carrying their…
Keep Out Of Reach Of Children? Britain Mulls Restrictions On Lad Mags
A British study says "lad mags" with scantily clad women are responsible for sexualizing young people, and that the…
The "Promiscuity" Problem: Why Hookup Culture Is Not The Enemy
Memo to Natasha Walter of the Times of London, and to everybody else talking about young women's sex lives these days:…
Barbara Boxer Invokes Salt-N-Pepa Principle As Congressional Saga Continues
Senator Barbara Boxer isn't playing around. Laying out a logical case against Ben Nelson's amendment - which is really…
Chock Full O' Nuts
"Poll: Majority Of Republicans Think Obama Didn't Actually Win 2008 Election — ACORN Stole It!" No, that headline - and…
No Cereal For Young Men
Grape-Nuts is shooting for that coveted men 45-and-over demographic. Says "insights director" Kelley Peters, "Men…
Are We Too Worried About Food Allergies?
In an effort to protect children with allergies, schools across the country are banning nut products and establishing…
MP Claire Curtis-Thomas in England wants lad mags like Maxim and Nuts to carry film-style ratings. In a report released…
British Lad Mags: Root Of All Ills Or Symptom Of The Bigger, Sexist Picture?
Michael Grove, the shadow education secretary and a prominent Conservative in England, gave a speech today at a meeting…
That's Nuts
Perhaps you've seen trucks or trailers with large rubber testicles attached to the back? Virginia state delegate Lionel…