'Dick in the First Half Hour': Roma Explained
Tomorrow, we’ll be basking in yet another Oscars ceremony, this one with no host, fewer awards, and probably an…
You Realize the Dating Show in Which Women (and Men) Shop for Dicks Is Amazing, Right?
You may have seen a clip going around Twitter this week, in which a British woman stands before six sets of male…
Protester Rushes Bill Cosby as He Enters Courthouse for Sexual Assault Trial
A protester raced near Bill Cosby Monday morning as he entered a Philadelphia courthouse to begin the second…
I Am (Yet Again) Not in This Year's Erotic Carp Calendar, Nor Am I in Their Calendar Devoted to Women BBQing Nude
As you may or may not know (I hope you do know, given the severity of the situation at this point), for the past few…
The Slutty Resurgence of New York's Underground Gay Sex Parties
The bottoms looked like they could melt into each other. They were facing each other and sighing, hands clasped for…
Teyana Taylor Wears Only Body Paint and Gets Freaky in Her New 'Drippin' Video
“BOOBS” is, I suppose, the thing you’re supposed to take away from this new NSFW video for Teyana Taylor’s slow jam…
So Far, American Gods Has Shown More Dick Than All of TV in 2016
There are a lot of things to love about Starz’s new adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods. It’s stylish. It’s trippy
The Trunk Show: 2016 in Televised Penis
2016 was the year prestige television finally heard the clarion call for gender egalitarianism in on-screen…
I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One
Close readers of this space will recall that for several years now, I’ve dreamed of modeling for the German Carponizer…
Internet Trolls Vandalize Hillary and Bill Clinton's Wikipedia Pages in Extremely NSFW Way
On Thursday afternoon, Hillary Clinton’s Wikipedia page was targeted by Internet hackers apparently supporting Donald…
Black Woman Paints Her Body White to Protest Police Violence, Facebook Pulls Video
In a sad yet whimsical form of protest against police shootings of black people, a black woman on Facebook streamed…
Can You Top This Senior Portrait?
Hey, did you have portraits taken to commemorate your final year in high school? If so, was a naked man who may or may…
Game of Thrones Tries to Reckon With Its Unrelenting Rape Scenes, A Little
“The Door” was one of those benchmark Game of Thrones episodes for the powerful and heartbreaking way it ended—but…
Rihanna Really Loves Murdering Bad Dudes in Her Videos
With plenty of guns, titties, violence and a boat, director Harmony Korine turns “Needed Me” into what could…
Model Responds to Unwelcome Dick Pics By Contacting Senders' Girlfriends
Emily Sears—a banging model with an hourglass bod and a large Instagram following—is no stranger to unwanted dick pics.…
Watch The Affair's Pretty Hilarious Full-Frontal Peen Scene
The Affair, an excellent show about the nuances and complications of infidelity and self-identity interspersed with…
Here Is John Legend's Butt
John Legend’s wife has posted a picture of his butt on Instagram. Here is John Legend’s butt.
Look Over Yonder. It's Justin Bieber's Ass
As of 9 am this morning, Justin Bieber’s butt has 1.4 million likes on Instagram. Do you like it?
Chrissy Teigen's Boobs Will Not Be Silenced
A day after Instagram removed one of her nude photos, Chrissy Teigen posted another topless photo. Gasp. (Image ahead…