I Am (Yet Again) Not in This Year's Erotic Carp Calendar, Nor Am I in Their Calendar Devoted to Women BBQing Nude

As you may or may not know (I hope you do know, given the severity of the situation at this point), for the past few years, I have expressed the desire to be asked to be a featured model in the (according to the calendar’s blurb on Amazon, and my heart) “cult fishing calendar” the Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing…

Teyana Taylor Wears Only Body Paint and Gets Freaky in Her New 'Drippin' Video

“BOOBS” is, I suppose, the thing you’re supposed to take away from this new NSFW video for Teyana Taylor’s slow jam “Drippin.” But I don’t know, what leaves me reeling is how terribly mastered the sound is on this thing (the bass is so distorted it crumbles instead of booms)—it’s so bad that I initially assumed this…

So Far, American Gods Has Shown More Dick Than All of TV in 2016

There are a lot of things to love about Starz’s new adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods. It’s stylish. It’s trippy. It’s proof that epic fantasy dramas can and should feature people of color. If we’re being honest, though, the best thing about the show is the sheer amount of quality dicks in it.

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