Is This Heaven or Is This Hell?
I’m not sure what to do with the words “Ramona Singer channels her inner Kelis for ‘Milkshake,’” so I thought I’d share…
Enjoy This Story From Nicole Byer About Finding Poop In an Airplane Blanket
Nicole Byer, storyteller extraordinaire and star of Loosely Exactly Nicole, appeared on Conan Tuesday night to share a…
The Power Went Out At Disneyland, Just Like in All Your Nightmares
For some children, Disneyland is a magical fantasy kingdom full of spinning teacups, Mickey Mouse-shaped waffles, and…
Megyn Kelly Today, Today: 'She Does Kick You Under the Bus Every Once in a While'
Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a new daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened…
You Tell Me What's Happening in this American Horror Story: Cult Trailer
After what has felt like a very protracted promotional cycle, a trailer has been released for American Horror Story:…
MTV Has Made a Dating Show Out of a Recurring Nightmare Of Mine
Would a first date be improved if you took your clothes off before all the bullshit small talk? My mind and body are…
Watch Pentatonix Ruin a Song You Used to Like
Down one member but still just as strong, my worst nightmare Pentatonix has returned with an “a cappella” cover of a…
Unsolved Mysteries Is Now Streaming On Amazon Prime, In Case You'd Like to Have Nightmares Tonight
While scrolling through the overwhelming tapestry of mostly unrecognizable cover art on Amazon Video last night, my…
Trump Will Try to Appoint His Son-in-Law Jared Kushner As Senior Adviser
Because nepotism laws are merely an obstacle to living one’s best life, Donald Trump will reportedly try to appoint his…
90 Years of Vague, Creeping Horror at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Tomorrow brings the 90th annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. But did you know this proud, family-friendly American…
Ana Navarro: 'One Nightmare Is Over, Another Is About to Begin'
Republican strategist and open Trump hater Ana Navarro appeared on New Day Wednesday morning wearing a #TGIO shirt.…
It's Okay to Feel Terrible Before You Feel Anything Else
It took me a minute to remember this morning. I woke up with that heavy sense of wrongness, the one you feel after a…
I'm Going To Vomit, How About You?
You want to know how close this election is? Here is how sickeningly, nauseatingly close it is right now, via some…
This Story About a Kid Who Won't Sleep in Her Room Is a Goddamn Nightmare
Confession: I was a bad sleeper. I was never “sleep trained,” a phrase that would have had zero meaning to my parents.…
Kim Kardashian Reportedly Feared She Would Be Raped During Paris Robbery
TMZ has received additional information about the robbery of Kim Kardashian over the weekend, and every new detail…
Pair of Tarantulas Hop Aboard Flight From Dominican Republic and Into Your Nightmares
If there is one place in the world where it seems reasonable to feel safe from earthbound wildlife, it’s in an…
In Honor of Bette Midler's Birthday, Here Are Her 70 Most Iconic Moments Ever
It’s Bette Midler’s birthday! The actress/singer/songwriter/comedian/icon (who’s just an Oscar away from an EGOT)…
This Year's Hottest Toy Is Bunchems, a Hair-Ruining Nightmare 'From the Darkest Depths of Hell'
Christmas is only a month away, so don’t forget to stock up on this year’s hottest toys: They’re squishy balls that…
NCIS Star Pauley Perrette Violently Attacked By a Homeless Man
Thursday night, Pauley Perrette was walking across the street from her Hollywood home when she was attacked by a…