The Masked Singer: Who Is the Woman in Yellow?
The Masked Singer is barely organized chaos. There is not much more to say than the series’ third episode, which was…
The Masked Singer Continues to Spread Joy and Stupidity to All Who Dare to Watch
Many shows on television are stupid, but few are as flagrantly stupid as The Masked Singer. This is a good thing, I…
The Masked Singer Is What Happens When Everyone Tries Too Hard and Gives Up at the Same Time
I can’t tell if the existence of Fox’s new singing competition The Masked Singer is proof that we are losing our minds…
Jeez, Andrew Lloyd Webber Sure Does Love Nicole Scherzinger
Does anyone, including her own mother, love Nicole Scherzinger as much as Andrew Lloyd Webber? Doubt it!
We Knew It Would Be Bad, But Did You Think the Dirty Dancing Remake Would Be This Bad?
There’s bad, there’s so bad it’s good, there’s so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad, there’s excruciating white…
Video Of Kim Kardashian's Robbers Reveals Zilch, Family Intensifies Security
Unfortunately, it’s proving very difficult to identify the robbers who broke into Kim Kardashian’s Paris apartment,…
Same, Nicole!
June 14, 2016 will go down in history as the day I learned that former Pussycat Doll and almost-Cat Nicole Scherzinger…
Leona Lewis Will Play Grizabella in Cats...Nice
Where has Leona Lewis been, you ask? Everywhere and nowhere. Soon, she’ll be on Broadway, starring in the Cats comeback…
FEUD!!! Nicole Scherzinger and Andrew Lloyd Webber Squabble Over Cats Spat
The claws are out, fam!!!
Alicia Silverstone Organizes Breast Milk Swap Meet
The book that Alicia Silverstone read in the 9th grade that said "'Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other…
Everyone Wants Kate Middleton's Nose
All women want to be Kate Middleton: so badly that, according to new data, they would drink her blood to absorb her…
Nicole Scherzinger Wants You To Know Her Lips Were Near Chris Brown's But They Did Not Make Out
A blurry, dark shot of Nicole Scherzinger and Chris Brown at Supperclub in Hollywood (but could very well be any two…
Jonah Hill Saw A Woman In Labor on a Park Bench And Tried To Instagram Her Afterbirth
Sometimes "news" really just means "a conflagration of bizarre, seemingly-unrelated events that would seem more…
Mariah Carey Wins American Idol Diva Musical Chairs
You have doubtlessly shed a bitter tear over professional fishmouth Steven Tyler's departure from his post as an America…
14-Year-Old X Factor Reject Rachel Crow Lands Awesome Deal With Nickelodeon
Good news for season one X Factor USA fans. Public and Simon Cowell-favorite Rachel Crow has recently been signed to…
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Getting Hitched Today
- After four years and two babies, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are officially becoming the Richie-Maddens, which will…
The Emmy Red-Carpet Run-up
It is so on — Emmy week, that is! And at the Audi/Chopard EMMY week red carpet style kick-off party held at L.A.'s…
Ellen Starts Record Label; Gwen's Not Pregnant
- Ellen DeGeneres is starting her own record label!
"Hot Hollywood Style?" We Respectfully Disagree!
If you believe the evidence of the Us Weekly "Hot Hollywood Style Issue" celebration, at Drai's Hollywood at the W…
Whitney's Disastrous Australian Concert; Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab
- Last night, during the first concert of her Australian tour, Whitney Houston was breathless, barely finished any of her…