In today's Tweet Beat, Madonna, girl, no, I'm having a hard time believing that Nicky Hilton frequents the New York subway system and a League of Their Own reunion.

In today's Tweet Beat, Quvenzhané Wallis is an eleven year-old Academy Award and Golden Globe nominee, Nicky Hilton is super excited about that cat cafe and Shonda Rhimes is not taking your shit.

In today's Tweet Beat, Nicky Hilton is presumably being attacked by bots online, Erika Christensen gets psychology and Rihanna is still watching the World Cup.

In today's Tweet Beat, Snooki and the dudes who make The Walking Dead have common ground, Jordan Peele should head down to the patent office and Nicky Hilton isn't having it with your dog's Twitter account.

Aw, man. I like Reese Witherspoon just fine, but it's a world-class bummer when actresses say "health" and mean "weight." Having just given birth to son Tennessee James, she addressed someone's question about the Amazing Race to drop her baby weight. "I don't know if I'm bouncing back. I'm slowly crawling back. You…

You thought royal mania had died down. You thought wrong. Apparently Prince Harry calls Pippa Middleton "Foxy Filly." Scintillating. All this and more will be revealed in a TV special called Crazy About Pippa, which airs next week on TLC. You know, the freakshow network. As one reporter points out: "Since Pippa…

Today in Tweet Beat, conservative View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck comes out in support of gay marriage. Plus, Nicky Hilton reveals a deep dark secret about herself.

Today in Tweet Beat, most celebs are obsessed with the royal wedding, but not as much as Katy Perry, who had different members of the royal family put on her nails.

Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan shares a personal photo from the halls of televised rehab. Plus, is Britney Spears performing with Pauly D this weekend?

Elizabeth Taylor was the first tabloid star, with fans and haters alike all interested in her love life perhaps more than her films. With eight marriages to seven different men, her relationships provided a lot of fodder for gossips. She supposedly married so many times due to her personal motto on romance being,…

It's probably to be expected that at a brand-focused event like "UK Style By French Connection Celebrates Lexington Social House Launch" two people should wear the same dress. But two double-takes? It was a jungle in there.

Today in Tweet Beat, for some reason celebrities seem to find it completely amazing that today is 1/11/11.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kim Zolciak shows off her second trimester. Plus, JWoww gives a preview of her book, which includes advice about pasta.

Today in Tweet Beat, Talib Kweli is pro-woman, Demi and Ashton jump for joy in Egypt and someone made a cake inspired by Coco's butt cleavage.

So what happened in the tweetosphere? Well, some people got literary. Some got hungry. And Nicole Richie found that great minds think alike.

J.Lo, Joan Collins and Lucci, oh my! Not to mention Gladys Knight, Halle and Paris. Unless you have a very high tolerance for glitz, glam and cleavage, avert your eyes from the 32nd Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Gala!

"Beverly Hills" promises to be among the most ridiculous of all the Real Housewives. And by this rubric, the premiere did not disappoint. And Bobby Trendy was there. And the Hiltons. And Latoya.

The L.A.M.B. Spring 2011 fashion show after-party, at a "private location," was obviously the place to be. Where there is Gwen, there is style...and when you add assembled fashionistas, it was a style happening!

This, courtesy of Nicky Hilton's Twitter (where else?) is the result of Jimmy Choo's ill-advised foray into selling $795 Uggs. It's an Ugg. With fringe on it. And star-shaped studs.