This Is Jojo Siwa's Final Form
Jojo Siwa celebrated her Sweet 16 Tuesday evening the only way she knew how: with a wildly age-inappropriate birthday…
Dora the Explorer Is a Weapon-Toting Teen?
Twenty seconds into the trailer for Dora and the Lost City of Gold, a teenage Dora the Explorer face-plants out of…
Nickelodeon and Kenan Thompson Are Bringing Back All That
My impression of Katrina Johnson’s impression of Ross Perot was a huge, retroactively embarrassing part of my…
The Live-Action Rugrats Movie Sounds Like Uncanny Valley Hell
Your favorite talking babies are back and weirder than ever. Nickelodeon is relaunching the ’90s cartoon Rugrats with a…
Holy Human Hamster Wheel, Sign Me the Fuck Up for the Double Dare Reboot
The ’90s reboot to end all ’90s reboots is here—Nickelodeon is bringing back its iconic game show Double Dare this…
Clarissa Still Has More to Explain
In the past few years, we’ve seen the Tanner Family, the Conner Family, and Cory Matthews and Topanga return to…
All That Cast Members Will Reunite on MTV's Wild 'N Out
Childhood is happening alllllll over again (a little…ok barely, but I’ll take it).
I Found Out Drake Bell Is No Longer Friends With Josh Peck at Roughly the Same Time Drake Bell Did
Former Nickelodeon star Josh Peck and a woman I’ve never heard of named Paige O’Brien got married in Los Angeles, CA on…
Nickelodeon Just Featured Their First Same-Sex Married Couple, and Now All Your Kids Are Gay
Nickelodeon, the television channel used by Viacom to indoctrinate children around the world with progressive…
How Hailee Steinfeld, Selena Gomez & Other Young Pop Stars Buck Sex Conservativism
Having once been a teen girl I can confirm that the vagaries of sex are a primary concern of those years—unraveling its…
Nickelodeon Is Bringing Back the Classics to Help You Feel Again (It Won't Work)
You might be a ‘90s kid if you constantly feel it: the ache in your back, the tiresome realization of Oh, this again?…
Hell Yes, Kel Mitchell Is Returning to Nickelodeon
“Is it true?” you might ask, echoing the hallowed words of our sweet knight. Oh, it is so true. Champion of goodburgers…
Great news if there are small kids in your life you occasionally need to distract: The New York Times says that, in a…
Remember that sad white male writer bro who lamented all of the diversity on Nickelodeon because casting minorities…
White Male Author Sad That Women and Nonwhites Are Making TV Now
The author of a book on Nickelodeon is justifiably getting his ass handed to him after waxing nostalgic for a time…
'Nick News' Anchor Linda Ellerbee Hosts Nickelodeon Special On Gay Kids
For many children and teenagers of the 1990s, Linda Ellerbee might have been the first news anchor we learned to trust.…
Dora the Explorer Grows Up and Makes Human Friends
Did you know Dora the Explorer has been on the air for 14 years? Well, it has, and now the show's creators are looking…
Nickelodeon Gives Teen YouTube Star Her Own TV Movie
Lia Marie Johnson is a 17-year-old YouTube star with an account that's amassed over 900 thousand subscribers. On…
Nickelodeon Star Comes Out in Mega-Charming YouTube Video
Do you remember Fred, that super bizarro web series-turned-movie-turned short-lived Nickelodeon show? It's about a…
Everything I Know I learned From Pepper Ann
Though I was barely pushing 10 at the tail end of the epic era of Pepper Ann meets Ashley Spinelli, has a drink with…