Oct 22
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Brendez Wineglass, a 12-year-old Black girl wearing dainty earrings and a broad grin, had a very simple plan for a…
Jun 25
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Are you a parent who has been driven to near madness by the sound of the viral song “Baby Shark,” looping from your…
Oct 1 2019
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The Rugrats Movie, a 21-year-old movie featuring Nickelodeon’s beloved babies, begins streaming on Netflix this…
Jun 5 2019
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I’m sorry to report—especially to any parents or babysitters reading—that “Baby Shark” is evolving before our very…
May 29 2019
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Nineties nostalgia isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. A reboot of the classic sketch-comedy series All That is on…
Apr 10 2019
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Jojo Siwa celebrated her Sweet 16 Tuesday evening the only way she knew how: with a wildly age-inappropriate…
Mar 25 2019
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Twenty seconds into the trailer for Dora and the Lost City of Gold, a teenage Dora the Explorer face-plants out of…
Feb 14 2019
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My impression of Katrina Johnson’s impression of Ross Perot was a huge, retroactively embarrassing part of my…
Jul 17 2018
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Your favorite talking babies are back and weirder than ever. Nickelodeon is relaunching the ’90s cartoon Rugrats with…
Apr 25 2018
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The ’90s reboot to end all ’90s reboots is here—Nickelodeon is bringing back its iconic game show Double Dare this…
Mar 16 2018
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In the past few years, we’ve seen the Tanner Family, the Conner Family, and Cory Matthews and Topanga return to…
Feb 13 2018
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Childhood is happening alllllll over again (a little…ok barely, but I’ll take it).
Jun 19 2017
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Former Nickelodeon star Josh Peck and a woman I’ve never heard of named Paige O’Brien got married in Los Angeles, CA…
Jul 19 2016
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Nickelodeon, the television channel used by Viacom to indoctrinate children around the world with progressive…
Dec 4 2015
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Having once been a teen girl I can confirm that the vagaries of sex are a primary concern of those years—unraveling…
Sep 3 2015
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You might be a ‘90s kid if you constantly feel it: the ache in your back, the tiresome realization of Oh, this again?…
Jul 7 2015
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“Is it true?” you might ask, echoing the hallowed words of our sweet knight. Oh, it is so true. Champion of…
Jan 29 2015
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Great news if there are small kids in your life you occasionally need to distract: The New York Times says that, in a conference call, Viacom CEO Philippe Dauman announced they're developing an unbundled, streaming Nickelodeon offering, under a new brand. Hope this means I can get The World of David the Gnome on my… Read more
Oct 9 2014
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Remember that sad white male writer bro who lamented all of the diversity on Nickelodeon because casting minorities is so "forced"? Well, Mathew Klickstein's odd racial perspectives got him kicked out of New York's Comic Con. *cries sad bro tears* Read more
Oct 7 2014
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The author of a book on Nickelodeon is justifiably getting his ass handed to him after waxing nostalgic for a time…