Aaron Carter Arrested On DUI, Weed Possession Charges
Aaron Carter, who continues to bravely rock the same hairstyle he did when he rose to stardom so many moons ago, was arrested in Georgia on Saturday on alcohol and marijuana charges.
At the End Of Adele's Tour, She's 'Going to Have Another Baby'
Adele—possessor of angel’s harp vocal chords—has concluded the North American leg of her world tour: 107 shows in 10 months. She has a handful of performances remaining in New Zealand and Australia, but then, she says, it will be time for another hiatus. Also, she might have a second baby.
Ohio Refuses to Make Nick Lachey Filthy Rich Off of Weed
Today, Ohio voters went to the polls to decide whether or not the state should legalize medicinal and recreational marijuana use. The Buckeye State was poised to become the fifth state to legalize weed (congratulations Oregon, Alaska, Colorado, Washington, and Washington DC) but alas, it wasn’t to be. Issue 3 was …
Jessica Simpson Wasn't Drunk on HSN, 'Slurring is Just Part of Her Personality'
Last night Jessica Simpson tried to sell her clothing line on HSN and the results were, well, mixed. Many believed that Simpson was drunk, slurring her words and talking about her sister’s grey jeans. Nick Lachey reportedly said he was “embarrassed” for his ex-wife. According to an “insider”: “Nick says Jessica will…
Jessica Simpson Would 'Have a Panic Attack' If She Rewatched Newlyweds
Back in 2003, when the invasion of Iraq had just begun and NO ONE knew how the Harry Potter books would end, MTV bestowed a terrible gift upon a very desperate world. Newlyweds—one of the first reality shows to follow celebrities rather than normies—hit the airwaves, allowing us all a precious look inside pop stars …
Nick Lachey is the Most Boring Man in America
To promote his new hosting gig at Vh1's Big Morning Buzz Live, former 98 degree Nick Lachey did a Reddit AMA this afternoon. Biggest takeaway: Nick Lachey is almost comically boring. He's Applebee's deep fried sizzlin' vanilla. He is a beige taco filled with extra mild nothing sauce. He is a perfectly square 100%…
Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’
During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in…
Nick Lachey Made a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Jessica Simpson's Dad
The oft-rumored gaiety of flaxen-haired show dad Joe Simpson got a signal boost last night from Simpson's former son-in-law Nick Lachey. While promoting a new 98 Degrees album on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Lachey quipped: “The best thing about not having Joe Simpson anymore as a father-in-law is I don’t…
Beyoncé Pregnant With Beybey No. 2 Because the Rumor Mill Says So
Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? — The sound and the fury of the Internet, signifying nothing except not minding its own beeswax. (Also, I bet Beyoncé's not pregnant.)
Suri Cruise's Clothing Line Is Our Fearsome New Reality
Now that Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise have been away from the Xenu madness and securely ensconced in the filthy bosom of Manhattan for some time, the 7-year-old child can go about having a totally normal childhood. Which now involves ghost-designing a fashion line that's worth more than Reese Witherspoon's new property
Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted To Islam, I Guess
As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a Qatari-born retail billionaire / And I'll convert to Islam. Sure enough, rumor has it that Jackson has retired from show business for good and adopted the religion of her husband Wissam al-Mana, who she…
Everyone Thinks Rihanna's Pregnant
As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four concert cancellations (Boston, March 10; Baltimore, March 12; Houston, April 15; Dallas, April 16) and late publicity appearances, the rumor mill was fed by her paparazzi-snapped exit from a Beverly Hills…
Chris Brown Totaled His Car En Route to Charity Appearance With Little Kids
Yesterday afternoon Chris Brown wrecked his Porsche after being chased down by the rabid paparazzi on the way to a charity event, according to the Beverly Hills Police Department. Brown's PR rep (#2 most thankless job after "professional human shit shoveler") explained how it happened:
Ashley Judd's Political Career Looking Pretty Real
Recently Ashley Judd spoke to Senator Kirsten Gillibrand about possibly running for Senate in 2014. Alternatively, she might wait until 2016 to go up against Kentucky Republican and spawn of Ron Paul, Rand Paul. State Democratic senator Rep. John Yarmuth says that Judd's beyond your average pompous Hollywood liberal:…
Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2
Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The…
Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool
In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the…
America's Love Unicorn Taylor Swift to Write Sad Songs About Parents' Split
Hot off the presses: Local Woman Unable to Save Own Parents' Marriage With Romantic Crossover Ballads That Have Brought Love Into the Lives of Millions.
The Sad Truth Is That Whitney Houston Did Cocaine Right Before She Died
It's hard to believe, but it's only been six weeks since Whitney Houston was found dead in her hotel room. Today the Los Angeles County Coroner's office finally released its initial autopsy report, and the depressing results showed that she used cocaine right before she drowned, and she also had heart disease. Oh,…
Snooki Is Getting Married!
Our favorite little guidette Snooki is certainly keeping us on our toes these days. First, came the news that she is having a baby with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, and now a mysterious source has revealed that the pair is engaged. But it's probably legit since she's sporting a brand new rock on that all important…
