Can You Find Nick Jonas's Mustache?
Nick Jonas—“Jealous” singer, turkey jerky fan, inarguably the hottest member of the Jonas Brothers—has a dirty secret and it’s been right under his nose this entire time. Or has it?
Excuse Me, Neil Young and Daryl Hannah Are Married?!
Here is some news that is surprising to me and also to you? Neil Young and Daryl Hannah got married! That’s nice!
Would You Like to See The Big Ol' Engagement Ring Nick Jonas Bought Priyanka Chopra?
Priyanka Chopra gave me, by which I mean she gave all of us, the first non-blurry (though still sort of low-res due to the fact that a front-facing camera was used) look at the engagement ring worn to symbolize her decision to marry the youngest Jonas Brother Nicholas (aka Nick), who reportedly shut down an entire…
Nick Jonas Just Loves How Much Older Priyanka Chopra Is Than Him
Like fine wines, certain cheeses, and denim jackets, Nick Jonas knows women get better with age.
It's Their Right to Be Hellish, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas Get Engaged After 2 Months of Dating
If I were Priyanka Chopra’s mother—indulge me here—and was asked by Priyanka and Nick Jonas to sit down for a nice meal only to have them nervously reveal their engagement during the main course, I would look my daughter in the eye and say, “Honestly? Whatever. Enjoy your life. It’s short.” Despite reports that…
This Priyanka Chopra/Nick Jonas Thing Appears to Be Happening
Though of course there is only one celebrity relationship worthy of discussion today, let’s tear our eyes away from that and think briefly of Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas. According to TMZ, their relationship must be legit because she was his date to his cousin’s wedding in Atlantic City. Nothing screams “formal…
Lykke Li Makes Out a Lot, Azealia Banks Does Lazy Choreo, and Here's a Bad World Cup Anthem
Hard pass: Lykke Li, “Hard Rain” — Lykke Li called this music video “a love story” on her Instagram, but there are elements of horror to it: namely, the opening shot, in which Li and her longtime partner/the father of her child Jeff Bhasker make out through a shower curtain. The pair make out in a few other scenarios…
Don't Mock Nick Jonas's Height, It's Just Rude. Very Rude.
Nick Jonas is, according to Google, 5'7", which is, according to Wikipedia, two inches shorter than the average male height in the U.S. So maybe he’s a little sensitive, but also he’s got a good face and millions of dollars and is beating diabetes with fitness so, all things considered, he’s doing fine.
Reese Witherspoon Was the Only Celebrity Who Didn't See Beyoncé
In today’s Tweet Beat, Reese Witherspoon missed out, Nick Jonas ages and somebody get Ron Artest a cow.
God Help Us, It's Time For the MTV VMA's Red Carpet
Welcome to your MTV Video Music Awards red carpet roundup, better known as A Swarm of Teens Who I Will Unfortunately Not Be Able to Identify. Will there be nudity? Will there be wide-brimmed hats? Will Ansel Elgort show up with the sole purpose of triggering me? Undoubtedly, yes. Please join me on this very emotional…
Joe Jonas Was Nominated for a Video Music Award, Nick Jonas Was Not
In today’s Tweet Beat, the house of Jonas is divided, John Leguizamo is so woke and Susan Sarandon is probably trying to tell us something.
Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Take Their PDA to the Beach, Again
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are pausing their international “Hey, we’re dating!” tour to celebrate the Fourth of July at Swift’s Rhode Island beach house. Their aggressive PDA campaign continues apace.
Nick Jonas Is Good at Playing the Sex Talk Game
Nick Jonas is on a press tour for his third solo album, Last Year Was Complicated, and so far he’s been talking about sex through a lot of it (gay sex, kinky sex, accidental boners), because he’s older now and no longer a third of a Jonas Brother, nor a virgin, and therefore he’s been having some sex.
Whoops, I Want to See This Sexy Nick Jonas Thriller
Earlier today, I thought the only things I would need to get me through the summer were a reliable AC unit, a highly unfashionable wide-brimmed floppy hat, a bulk Amazon order of SPF 50 (lotion, not spray), and access to my ever-growing collection of koozies. Then I watched the trailer for Careful What You Wish For, a…
Demi Lovato Wins GLAAD's Vanguard Award, Comments On Size Of Her 'Dick'
On the evening of April 2, the GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) Media Awards were held in Los Angeles, California. Among those honored was singer Demi Lovato, presented with the Vanguard Award by longtime friend and colleague Nick Jonas. And at the beginning of her acceptance remarks, Lovato…
Here It Is, Nick Jonas' Favorite Snack
Are you ready?
Whitney Port Is TOTALLY Cool With Being The Sixth Most Famous Member Of The Hills
Whitney Port—someone who was once voluntarily on a reality TV show—never achieved the same fame as most of her The Hills co-stars (what-up Lo?), but she’s actually totally cool with that. In fact, the alcoholic spritzer enthusiast tells Fox News that she feels sympathy for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt:
Nick Jonas Won't Say If He Fucked Kate Hudson, But Will Say They Had a 'Beautiful Connection'
Nick Jonas, haver of sex and singer of songs, is on the cover of the current issue of Complex stopping a car from plowing into him with nothing but the strength of his legs. In a way, the speeding car suddenly brought to a halt symbolizes all questions about the nature of his relationship with Instagram star Kate…
Wendy Williams on Public Breastfeeding: 'I Don't Need to See That'
Earlier today, TV host Wendy Williams had on actress Alyssa Milano to debate the issue of breastfeeding in public. Wendy, it turns out, is not for it!
Miss Universe Allegedly Dumped Tim Tebow Because He Refused to Fuck
This is the face of Olivia Culpo, former victor of the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants—the face of a woman who knows what she wants, and reportedly, as a result, tossed former beau Tim Tebow to the curb because of that whole premarital chastity thing.
