Nick Jonas is, according to Google, 5'7", which is, according to Wikipedia, two inches shorter than the average male height in the U.S. So maybe he’s a little sensitive, but also he’s got a good face and millions of dollars and is beating diabetes with fitness so, all things considered, he’s doing fine.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Reese Witherspoon missed out, Nick Jonas ages and somebody get Ron Artest a cow.

Welcome to your MTV Video Music Awards red carpet roundup, better known as A Swarm of Teens Who I Will Unfortunately Not Be Able to Identify. Will there be nudity? Will there be wide-brimmed hats? Will Ansel Elgort show up with the sole purpose of triggering me? Undoubtedly, yes. Please join me on this very emotional…

In today’s Tweet Beat, the house of Jonas is divided, John Leguizamo is so woke and Susan Sarandon is probably trying to tell us something.

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are pausing their international “Hey, we’re dating!” tour to celebrate the Fourth of July at Swift’s Rhode Island beach house. Their aggressive PDA campaign continues apace.

Nick Jonas is on a press tour for his third solo album, Last Year Was Complicated, and so far he’s been talking about sex through a lot of it (gay sex, kinky sex, accidental boners), because he’s older now and no longer a third of a Jonas Brother, nor a virgin, and therefore he’s been having some sex.

Earlier today, I thought the only things I would need to get me through the summer were a reliable AC unit, a highly unfashionable wide-brimmed floppy hat, a bulk Amazon order of SPF 50 (lotion, not spray), and access to my ever-growing collection of koozies. Then I watched the trailer for Careful What You Wish For, a…

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Whitney Port—someone who was once voluntarily on a reality TV show—never achieved the same fame as most of her The Hills co-stars (what-up Lo?), but she’s actually totally cool with that. In fact, the alcoholic spritzer enthusiast tells Fox News that she feels sympathy for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt:

Nick Jonas, haver of sex and singer of songs, is on the cover of the current issue of Complex stopping a car from plowing into him with nothing but the strength of his legs. In a way, the speeding car suddenly brought to a halt symbolizes all questions about the nature of his relationship with Instagram star Kate…

Earlier today, TV host Wendy Williams had on actress Alyssa Milano to debate the issue of breastfeeding in public. Wendy, it turns out, is not for it!

This is the face of Olivia Culpo, former victor of the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants—the face of a woman who knows what she wants, and reportedly, as a result, tossed former beau Tim Tebow to the curb because of that whole premarital chastity thing.

Following Lamar Odom’s near fatal overdose at a brothel in Las Vegas, the former LA Lakers player and his estranged wife Khloé Kardashian have decided to call off their divorce and give love (and who knows—maybe even their reality show) another go. According to one source, “Khloé thinks this was the right thing to do…

Weekly, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.

Oh, okay. Well, this news is, uhhh, I dunno, but here you go: Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas went to Disney World in Orlando? And then hooked up after?

Nick Jonas and Justin Bieber, two hopeful heirs to Justin Timberlake’s tear-stained pop throne, each released videos last night for “Levels” and “What Do You Mean?” respectively. Let’s compare, shall we?

Earlier this month, the tabloids reported that hot young celebs Nick Jonas and Kendall Jenner were dating. This week, tabloids reported that they’re done. Now, a source (whose name probably rhymes with “Bris Penner”) is saying that the couple is still on—it’s just that they’re taking their fake relationship slow.

The ongoing saga of Bobbi Kristina Brown somehow seems to get sadder and sadder. A lawsuit filed by Brown’s conservator alleges that her partner, Nick Gordon, gave her a “toxic cocktail” that led to her death. The lawsuit also claims that after Brown’s overdose, Gordon placed her face-down in the tub. Us Weekly …

Today in exciting dating news, the PR teams for Nick Jonas and Kendall Jenner really want you to think that the hot young celebs are a thing! According to US Weekly, the pair was set up by Nick’s brother, Joe Jonas, and model Gigi Hadid. Sure they were!