In an interview with ET Canada—which is, in this writer’s opinion, the most essential iteration of ET—media renaissance man Nick Cannon revealed his part in the recent whirlwind romance between SNL star Pete Davidson and pop queen/nemesis of enunciation Ariana Grande.

Childhood is happening alllllll over again (a little…ok barely, but I’ll take it).

Let me cut you off before it starts in the comments: yes, I know King Kong is an ape, not a monkey. Similarly, Tom Hiddleston is an actor, not a person—so don’t pretend like he ever been in the ocean with one of the world’s most famous musicians while wearing a tank top that said “I <3 T.S.” on it!

Mariah Carey is a real person. She is a sentient human woman with a fully functioning body and mind. She can move around in physical space with relative ease. She can express herself through song and non-verbal communication. She feels love. She feels loss. She knows her. She doesn’t know her. She lives on the same…

In a Facebook post on Monday, Nick Cannon announced he would be leaving America’s Got Talent after a joke he made about NBC caused the network to consider firing him.

As a man of able sight and hearing, Nick Cannon has noticed something that many viewers of his ex-wife’s reality show Mariah’s World have picked up on: it all seems fake as hell, including her relationship with her dancer/now co-creative director (I guess???) Bryan Tanaka.

Just as Nick Cannon was unclear on how to explain gay people to children, he appears equally fuzzy on what it is that Planned Parenthood does.

What an awful song this is, with a video that features TLC’s never-aging Chilli as the romantic lead alongside Nick Cannon and the great, oft-forgotten Jeremih singing in the background, heard and never seen. There’s something weird about this, though.

Because love is a fickle beast, Justin Bieber and Sofia Richie have parted ways with the intention of seeing other people.

Nick Cannon did a radio interview with Power 105's The Breakfast Club on Friday morning and got into a weird discussion about how difficult it is to explain gayness and sexuality to children.

I have crawled out of my Orange is the New Black season four k-hole to let you all know that North West and Penelope Disick had a joint birthday party this weekend, and the attire was strictly fins and tails (i.e., mermaid-themed). Obviously, what I’m most interested in is the fact that each birthday girl got their…

Tyga’s new bae Demi Rose, who appeared with the rapper at Cannes, has purportedly become the victim of identity theft.

Are you sick of this? I’m not. I’ll never be sick of this because this is the best thing to come out of the Kardashians since, well, since Rob popped out of Kris!

Last week, Mariah Carey announced her engagement to very rich person James Packer. He asked, she said “yes,” he gave her a $10 million, 35-carat diamond ring; it’s all very official, it’s all very Mariah Carey. But there’s only one person standing in between Carey and everlasting wedded bliss: Nick Cannon. It turns…

Spike Lee’s Chi-Raq—named after Chicago’s divisive alias—could have been released on any day in the past two years and been relevant. As is, the movie arrives the week after the city finally released footage of 17-year-old LaQuan McDonald taking 16 Chicago P.D. bullets to his grave.

Though the days of media companies creating actual print publications devoted to breathlessly excited content about teen stars seem like they should be over, Tiger Beat swears that the beat will go on for their pre-teen and teen celebrity gossip magazine, 50 years after it first launched.