New Zealand Uses Common Sense and Bans Military-Style Rifles
New Zealand is actually doing something about access to military-style weapons after 50 people were killed in a mass…
Trump Doesn't Think White Nationalism Is on the Rise
People around the world are donating funds to support the families of the people killed when a self-avowed white…
49 People Killed in Mass Shootings at New Zealand Mosques
At least 49 people who were attending Friday prayers at two separate mosques in New Zealand have been killed in mass…
Nearly 150 Pilot Whales Have Died After Getting Stranded on a New Zealand Beach
On Saturday, a hiker on a remote island in New Zealand discovered two pods worth of pilot whales had washed up on the…
New Zealand Adds Warning to A Star Is Born After 2 Teens Were 'Severely Triggered'
New Zealand’s film classification board successfully lobbied to get a content warning added to the beginning of A Star…
New Zealand Keeps Trying to Ban Cats
New Zealand keeps wanting to ban cats simply for being cats (who love to kill.)
Old Man Lauer Wants You to Get Off His Lawn
Matt Lauer, who currently owns a giant, 16,000 acre ranch in New Zealand, would like you to get the hell off of his…
New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern Has Arrived at a Hospital to Give Birth to Her First Child
On Wednesday, The Guardian reported that New Zealand’s prime minister Jacinda Ardern, the first pregnant world leader…
New Zealand Sex Work Activist Is Now an Official Goddamn Dame
Catherine Healy, a longtime sex work activist, has been made a dame by the goddamn Queen of New Zealand. On Monday, the…
Do Not Ask the Prime Minister About Her Sex Life During Interviews
On Sunday, New Zealand’s Prime Minister Jacinda Arden was interviewed by Charles Wooley for 60 minutes Australia, and…
Israeli Teens Are Suing New Zealand BDS Activists Over Lorde's Concert Cancellation
Three teenage Lorde fans from Israel are suing two New Zealand women—in New Zealand—for “emotional injury” caused by…
New Zealand's Prime Minister Is Pregnant
Newly elected Prime Minister to New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, announced Friday that she is pregnant and expecting to…
US Ambassador to New Zealand Has Already Managed to Piss Off New Zealand
In a little nugget of a story so perfectly emblematic of the casual ignorance of Trump administration officials, former…
Top Chef Alum Adds Note to Receipts: Hey! Immigrants Prepared Your Food
Mark Simmons, an alum of Top Chef, now owns and serves as chef for the posh New York restaurant, Kiwiana. And in light…
$11 Million Of Cocaine Found in Glittering, 881-Pound Horse Head
On Saturday, July 2, New Zealand authorities confiscated 35 bricks of high-grade cocaine, worth roughly $11 million,…
High School Production of Sweeney Todd Ends with Real Cut Throats
A New Zealand high school’s production of Sweeney Todd went wrong (or, from another angle, completely right) when two…
Female New Zealand MPs Thrown Out of Session After Revealing Sexual Assault
Several female New Zealand members of parliament were kicked out of a meeting on Wednesday for “flouting the rules,”…
Rogue Pooper Closes New Zealand Tunnel Because YOLO
As authorities were getting ready to re-open a Wellington, New Zealand highway tunnel that had been closed for…
No, Queen Elizabeth Did Not Just Purchase a Manhattan Crash Pad
Very sad news to anyone hoping for random Harry sightings while wandering New York City: Queen Elizabeth has not,…