Music Videos

Nope: Lana Del Rey, “Chemtrails Over The Country Club” - When Lana Del Rey isn’t putting her foot in her mouth, maki…

Opulence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Saweetie feat. Doja Cat, “Best Friend” - Saweetie’s latest is excellent, no need to spend…

Yes to a slow dance: “Afterglow”, Ed Sheeran - My partner’s favorite thing to do is get drunk and say “let’s just…

Yes, haha: Ludacris, “Ludacrismas” - I have never seen the film Fred Claus nor do I want to, but I am thankful for…

Y: Hayley Williams, “Find Me Here” - In Paramore, her soprano fills a stadium, as a soloist, Hayley Williams’s voice…

Almost: Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello, “The Christmas Song”— Christmas songs are engineered specifically to make…

Yep: Miley Cyrus, “Doll Parts”: My longest-held and strongest opinion about anything Miley Cyrus does is this: she…

Like every white woman with four humanities degrees, I enjoy nothing more than angelic female warbling set to…

Oh, please, maybe one time, and no more: Lou Monte, “Dominick the Donkey” - I run the risk of offending the proud…

Ain’t enough jingle in these bells: Lil Nas X, “Holiday” - One cannot simply dress as Santa Claus, say the word…

I’ll allow it: Miley Cyrus ft. Stevie Nicks, “Edge of Sun (Midnight Sun Remix)” - What does it say about Miley Cyrus…

Duh: Harry Styles, “Golden” - Two things are true: I’m hyperbolic, and every moment of the “Golden” music video is…

Hmmmmmmmm......: Ariana Grande, “Positions” - It would seem that Ariana Grande has, since the last time I saw her,…

Demetria, honey, I’m sorry, no: Demi Lovato, “Commander in Chief”— Listen, I always want the best for Demi Lovato…

It’s a no from me, dog: Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat, “Baby, I’m Jealous” - In the music video for “Baby, I’m Jealous,”…

Oh, why not: Billie Eilish, “No Time to Die”: Another day, another string-forward ballad meant to accompany the…

I would also give up all my coins to fuck Maluma: Jennifer Lopez & Maluma, “Pa Ti + Lonely” - This two-for-one video…

Oh, buddy: Sam Smith, “Diamonds” - Sam Smith’s best moment, for me, is their guest spot on Disclosure’s “Latch,” a…

I pledge allegiance only to these women: Chloe x Halle, “The Star-Spangled Banner” - This isn’t the first time the…

Because Black people are still being shot by police, Public Enemy has released its new video for “Fight the Power:…