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There are few more base instincts among pundits than to make hollow gestures at an imagined “morality” when…
May 1
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Former Vice President Joe Biden is finally speaking out against allegations of sexual assault, in a carefully…
Nov 25 2018
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“Morning Joe” co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski got married in the rotunda of the National Archives in…
Jun 1 2018
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Most mornings, after making a cup of cold brew coffee (Chameleon is very good and reasonably priced—$8.99 for a…
Nov 30 2017
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I don’t make it a habit to watch Morning Joe because I like to start my mornings off without screaming into a…
Jun 30 2017
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Morning Joe hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough have responded to Donald Trump’s most recent Twitter attack,…
Jun 29 2017
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A source told the New York Daily News on Thursday that Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, who earlier today were…
Jun 29 2017
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To celebrate his tremendous healthcare win and the successful rollout of “Energy Week,” the President of the United…
May 16 2017
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Kellyanne Conway would like you to know that she certainly did not say anything mean about President Lord Emperor…
May 15 2017
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On Monday morning, newly-engaged Morning Joe anchors Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough claimed that during the…
May 7 2017
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Saturday Night Live was at its best this week with a cold open featuring newly engaged love bugs and Morning Joe…
May 4 2017
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After nearly a year of widespread, stomach-churning speculation that Morning Joe co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika…
Feb 15 2017
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Donald Trump, a used wet nap, was inaugurated less than a month ago. For many, it feels like hundreds of years, but…
Jan 4 2017
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Frankly, it’s a free country and if Joe Scarborough wants to be bad and wrong about everything, he can. But why does…
Nov 28 2016
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In an unfortunate turn for humanity, our President-elect only listens to people who are talking to him through a TV…
Sep 19 2016
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They are both invited to all my couples’ cocktails and massage train parties.
Jun 30 2016
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Mar 10 2016
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Florida Governor Rick Scott’s name is being bandied around as a possible vice presidential pick for your future…
Feb 24 2016
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Melania Trump, the beautiful wife of nacho cheese golem Donald, appeared on morning television today to talk about…
Feb 8 2016
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Morning Joe host and former Republican politician Joe Scarborough has a bone to pick with self-proclaimed “bae”…