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9/13/11

Noted Penis Scribbler Perez Hilton To Launch Family-Oriented Site

Perez Hilton — the man who catapulted to fame by calling then-15-year-old Miley Cyrus a whore and a slut and…

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Wife-Beater Website Shut Down

We tend to focus on the assholes and their Missdemeanors, but sometimes it's nice to give props. So thanks Patrick…

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Naomi Campbell Has "Pancake Bosoms," Rihanna Has "Saucer Nips" And Kristin Cavallari "Ruins" Pictures By Wearing A Bra

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we accuse gossip bloggers of Crimes Against Womanity. We do this because the…

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No Missdemeanors today! But a reader nominates this entry from DListed, about Anne Hathaway: "Dear Diary, No matter…

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Miley Cyrus Is A "Whore," Eva Longoria Is "Fat" & "Ugly People" Should Live In A Concentration Camp

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against…

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Liv Tyler Is A "FatAss," Jessica Biel Is A "Dog," Lindsay Lohan Is A "Global Whore"

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Harlow Madden Has A "Big, Pasty Head"; Britney's "Ass Is Growing A Beard"

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"This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway Through A Sex Change. "

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"You’d Be Better Off [Spooging Into] Radioactive Waste Than Dropping A Load In Paris Hilton."

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Lily Allen Is "Tubby And Party-Hat Nippled"

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"Hot Young Models Are Lining Up For One Night In That Dusty Old Snatch"

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"I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To Be Its Mate"

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"She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You Can Say It Was Just For A History Project"

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"Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"

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"I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"

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"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"

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"Pregnancy Slowly Turns Even The Hottest Chicks Into Monsters"

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"George Clooney's Girlfriend Is A Slut"

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4/04/08 5:00PM

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missdemeanors

Noted Penis Scribbler Perez Hilton To Launch Family-Oriented Site

Wife-Beater Website Shut Down

Naomi Campbell Has "Pancake Bosoms," Rihanna Has "Saucer Nips" And Kristin Cavallari "Ruins" Pictures By Wearing A Bra

Missdemeanors

Miley Cyrus Is A "Whore," Eva Longoria Is "Fat" & "Ugly People" Should Live In A Concentration Camp

Liv Tyler Is A "FatAss," Jessica Biel Is A "Dog," Lindsay Lohan Is A "Global Whore"

Harlow Madden Has A "Big, Pasty Head"; Britney's "Ass Is Growing A Beard"

"This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway Through A Sex Change. "

"You’d Be Better Off [Spooging Into] Radioactive Waste Than Dropping A Load In Paris Hilton."

Lily Allen Is "Tubby And Party-Hat Nippled"

"Hot Young Models Are Lining Up For One Night In That Dusty Old Snatch"

"I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To Be Its Mate"

"She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You Can Say It Was Just For A History Project"

"Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"

"I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"

"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"

"Pregnancy Slowly Turns Even The Hottest Chicks Into Monsters"

"George Clooney's Girlfriend Is A Slut"