Noted Penis Scribbler Perez Hilton To Launch Family-Oriented Site
Perez Hilton — the man who catapulted to fame by calling then-15-year-old Miley Cyrus a whore and a slut and…
Wife-Beater Website Shut Down
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Naomi Campbell Has "Pancake Bosoms," Rihanna Has "Saucer Nips" And Kristin Cavallari "Ruins" Pictures By Wearing A Bra
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No Missdemeanors today! But a reader nominates this entry from DListed, about Anne Hathaway: "Dear Diary, No matter…
Miley Cyrus Is A "Whore," Eva Longoria Is "Fat" & "Ugly People" Should Live In A Concentration Camp
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Liv Tyler Is A "FatAss," Jessica Biel Is A "Dog," Lindsay Lohan Is A "Global Whore"
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Harlow Madden Has A "Big, Pasty Head"; Britney's "Ass Is Growing A Beard"
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"[Alli Sims] Is So Fuckin' Doughy You Wouldn't Be Surprised If You Walked In On Britney Trying To Eat Her Leg"
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"This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway Through A Sex Change. "
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"You’d Be Better Off [Spooging Into] Radioactive Waste Than Dropping A Load In Paris Hilton."
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Lily Allen Is "Tubby And Party-Hat Nippled"
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"Hot Young Models Are Lining Up For One Night In That Dusty Old Snatch"
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"I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To Be Its Mate"
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"She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You Can Say It Was Just For A History Project"
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"Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"
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"I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"
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"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"
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"Not Even Her Milky Tits Can Hide The Fact That She's Almost The Size Of A Small Minivan"
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"Pregnancy Slowly Turns Even The Hottest Chicks Into Monsters"
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"George Clooney's Girlfriend Is A Slut"
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