Hot Woman Doesn't Win Hot Woman Contest
Angela Ponce represented Spain at the international hot woman contest in Thailand on Sunday. She looked great, but, as…
Miss USA Sarah Rose Summers Apologizes for Comments About Fellow Miss Universe Contestants' English
Sarah Rose Summers, aka Miss USA, faced intense criticism on Wednesday when a video recorded on Miss Colombia Valeria…
Don't Ever Let Them Tell You You're Being Too Extra
Pageants are in general vile tools of the patriarchy, but I can never muster up total disdain for Miss Universe because…
What a Shame, Someone Vandalized Donald Trump's Walk Of Fame Star Again
Well shit, what do you know! Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk Of Fame star, vandalized once in October 2016, has been…
And the List Keeps Growing: Former Miss Finland Accuses Trump of Sexual Assault
In an interview with local Finnish newspaper Ilta-Sanomat, translated by The Telegraph, former Miss Finland Ninni…
The One Thing That Bugged Trump About the Debate Was the Miss Universe Stuff, Because She Really Was Fat
Donald Trump, a soggy cracker spread with spoiled shrimp compote, said and sniffed more crazy things at the debate on…
Donald Trump: I Think Everyone Can Agree Rosie O'Donnell Deserved to Be Called a Fat Pig
Towards the end of the first presidential debate Monday night, Hillary Clinton mentioned Donald Trump’s habit of…
Miss Teen USA Is Eliminating the Swimsuit Competition and Replacing It With...Athleisure?
Apparently awoken to the fact that asking women ages 14-19 to submit their bikini bodies for public judgment is a…
Steve Harvey Wrings (Hopefully) One Final Moment of Fame Out of His Miss Universe Mistake
In December, Steve Harvey made an amazing host flub by mistakenly crowning Miss Colombia as Miss Universe, then,…
Miss Colombia Shares Her Thoughts on the 'Great Injustice' of Miss Universe Fuck Up
Miss Colombia Ariadna Gutierrez, she of devastating live television moments and Steve Harvey truther, is finally…
Miss Colombia Is a Steve Harvey Truther, Just Like Me
I believe Steve Harvey’s crowning of the wrong Miss Universe was staged. I believe he and a handful of pageant…
Miss Philippines Sends Message to Miss Colombia: 'We Are Now Bonded'
Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach, the crowned 2015 Miss Universe, posted a message of gratitude on Instagram, which also included a…
Miss Colombia Is Being Offered $1 Million to Do Porn
Since the Miss Universe pageant didn’t exactly work out in Miss Colombia’s favor, porn giant Vivid Entertainment wants…
Sony Thinks Kesha's Eventual Comeback Could Turn Her Into the 'Next Adele'
Kesha hasn’t released an album in over three years, but it’s not because she hasn’t tried. The singer (whose 2012 album…
Miss Universe Producer Says Steve Harvey Is Welcome to Return as Host. Sweet.
Since Steve Harvey only made a minor, no-big-deal screw-up at the Miss Universe 2015 pageant on Sunday (announcing the…
Of Course Piers Morgan Wants Miss Philippines to Share Her Crown
Piers Morgan, one of those big, painful pimples that is definitely going to leave a scar, has offered his opinions on…
Miss Colombia on Steve Harvey's Fuck-Up: 'Everything Happens For a Reason'
According to a video posted to the Miss Universe Twitter account late on Sunday night, 21-year-old Miss Colombia…
Steve Harvey Screws Up, Announces Wrong Winner at Miss Universe Pageant
Steve Harvey made an unbelievably horrible and embarrassing mistake during the most pivotal moment of Sunday evening’s M…
Fox Snaps Up the Miss Universe and Miss USA Pageants
Don’t worry, America, you won’t miss the sparkles this year: Fox has picked up broadcast rights for the Miss Universe…
Send Us Your Stories of Working for Donald Trump
Donald Trump is having an embarrassing week, with even the very white golf community distancing itself from him and his…