This Week In Tabloids: Miranda Lambert's Boyfriend Dumped Her Because She Called Him Blake in Bed

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we notice that all of today’s tabloids are for the week of December 20 and get really sad that the holiday season is almost over and we haven’t watched all the movies we’ve been meaning to watch, like The Family Stone and Home Alone and Christmas Vacation and, when we’re feeling like…

This Week In Tabloids: Miranda and Gwen Are Fighting Over Blake Shelton of All People

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to the magazine store and buy Star, In Touch, OK, Life & Style, and Playboy (for a certain unnamed coworker who was interested in seeing what the magazine’s final nude issue was like), hand the friendly cashier our money (wow, Playboy is expensive!), and say, “Yes, absolutely,”…

Man, They Feel Like Women: Miranda Lambert and Shania Twain Embrace

Miranda Lambert and Shania Twain—queens of country music, past and present—shared an embrace backstage at Twain’s “Rock This Country” tour. “Girls night, love seeing you!”, Twain captioned the Instagram photo. Though there’s enough country drama in the photo to fill an entire album (see our own Kate Dries’ excellent…

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie and Tyga Are Literally Allegedly Married

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years, rewatch the dashcam footage of her arrest, and keep repeating “I am a U.S. citizen” in her voice while thinking, “You know what? I sort of wish she had won the Oscar for Wild.” This week: Julia Roberts and…

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This Week In Tabloids: Khloé, Kourtney, and Miranda Are All Pregnant

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go out to dinner with our best friends Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert the day before they announce their divorce and listen to them make passive aggressive comments about each other’s orders like, “I thought you only ate meat when you were on tour with someone else?” and “The…