LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL - MARCH 16: In this handout photo provided by Disney Parks, Katie Holmes poses with Minnie Mouse in the New York Street area of Disney's Hollywood Studios on March 16, 2014 at Walt Disney World Resort in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. (Photo by David Roark/Disney Parks via Getty Images)

…Or is it kinda cheesy?

In August, Barneys New York announced the concept for their holiday windows: A partnership with Disney, called Electric Holiday, in which Minnie Mouse, Goofy, and Daisy Duck — among others — are re-imagined as high fashion models. Meaning: Given stretched, slimmed down, impossibly proportioned ultra-thin bodies.…

Happy birthday, Minnie Mouse! Today Disney's first femme fatale turns the ripe old age of 83. Time flies!

Says the ominous press release, the line, Minnie Muse, "portrays Minnie Mouse in a whole new way—leggy, modern and glamorous." Uh oh.

[Lake Buena Vista, August 9. LPGA golfer Paula Creamer, winner of the 2010 United States Women's Open, golfs with Minnie Mouse at Disney's Magnolia Golf Course on August 9 (incidentally, also Creamer's 24th birthday) in Florida. Image via Getty]

A 60-year-old man was found guilty of groping a Disney World employee dressed as Minnie Mouse. "It doesn't matter she was grabbed. She's just a mouse," said prosecutor David Bear. "It's not just a mouse. It's a person." [ClickOrlando]

Disney's USB flash memory drives may be showing some gender discrimination: Pink drives with Minnie Mouse on them only hold 1 GB, while blue Mickey mouse drives hold 2 GB. Hm.• Breaking down some people's preconcieved notions of Middle America: Moms in the Midwest are more likely to go back to work after giving birth…