Millennials have allegedly killed every good thing in America, aside from avocado toast which is the only thing…

Add this to an ongoing list of disasters plaguing millennials’ existence: electric scooters.

Millennials are great at killing things, but it seems we also excel at extending things, like loneliness, which…

During a Monday night town hall on CNN, a college student in the audience asked Senator Amy Klobuchar why he should…

From the look of the interviews she’s done, Dr. Ruth is having a fabulous time at this year’s Sundance Film…

Everyone only likes to talk about how millennials only like to talk about themselves, destroying many cherished…

When faced with the prospect of making more money or staying in a relationship that is fine to not fine to whatever,…

Folgers, the company best known for dependable yet mediocre coffee and this commercial that may or may not have been…

I had just finished an exhaustive Google Maps search for ficus retailers within a four-mile radius, when I can…

Millennials continue on their mad killing spree. Just a month ago, it was “casual dining” establishments like…

Members of millennial networking group Magnises (a portmanteau of “magnum penises,” I assume) are complaining that…

Why did I decide to use my limited free time in Washington D.C. to attend the “Drain the Swamp Millenial [sic] Ball…

Women have so much to look forward to. Millennial women can look forward to making less and less than their male…

Have you been wondering why there are no good musicals about millennials? Have you wondered if Dwayne “The Rock”…

In all the hubbub surrounding Sunday night’s upsettingly nasty presidential debate, we missed an important election…

A reminder to anyone who wasn’t already feeling sick with fear at the prospect of our society’s swift and inevitable…

The Hill’s annual ‘50 Most Beautiful’ list is up—an important reminder to us all that even in D.C., people are…

The thing about me is that I don’t care that Anthony Weiner is in the news again for sexting. Sorry, but I fail to…

Here I stand, ready to defend my bold stance on sexual relations: they can be fun! If you have someone to have sex…

So much goes into planning a national party convention! You have to work out transportation and housing logistics…