Dr. Ruth Will Now Break Down Sex For Millennials
From the look of the interviews she’s done, Dr. Ruth is having a fabulous time at this year’s Sundance Film Festival.…
After Killing Mayonnaise and Hooters, Millennials Bring Fresh Perspective to Mortuaries
Everyone only likes to talk about how millennials only like to talk about themselves, destroying many cherished…
Why Yes, Many Debt-Ridden Millennials Would Choose Money Over Love
When faced with the prospect of making more money or staying in a relationship that is fine to not fine to whatever,…
Folgers, You Don't Need to Do This
Folgers, the company best known for dependable yet mediocre coffee and this commercial that may or may not have been…
Are Millennials Obsessed With Houseplants?
I had just finished an exhaustive Google Maps search for ficus retailers within a four-mile radius, when I can across…
Why Does This No-Brand Brand Creep Me Out So Much?
Millennials continue on their mad killing spree. Just a month ago, it was “casual dining” establishments like Buffalo…
Sad! Networking Service Targeted at Rich Millennials Is Failing to Deliver on Hamilton Tickets
Members of millennial networking group Magnises (a portmanteau of “magnum penises,” I assume) are complaining that the…
Trump's Millenial [sic] Groupies Are Not Here to Party
Why did I decide to use my limited free time in Washington D.C. to attend the “Drain the Swamp Millenial [sic] Ball…
The Wage Gap Closes for UK Millennial Women, and Then Opens Right Back Up Again
Women have so much to look forward to. Millennial women can look forward to making less and less than their male…
Here is Lin-Manuel Miranda and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Musical about Millennials
Have you been wondering why there are no good musicals about millennials? Have you wondered if Dwayne “The Rock”…
Well, Tim Kaine Has Learned to Say 'Yas'
In all the hubbub surrounding Sunday night’s upsettingly nasty presidential debate, we missed an important election…
In Case Today Hasn't Been Horrifying Enough, Here Are More Details on the Upcoming Emoji Movie
A reminder to anyone who wasn’t already feeling sick with fear at the prospect of our society’s swift and inevitable…
Here's Some Self-Care Advice From DC's Best-Looking Nerds
The Hill’s annual ‘50 Most Beautiful’ list is up—an important reminder to us all that even in D.C., people are…
The Cool Thing About Me
The thing about me is that I don’t care that Anthony Weiner is in the news again for sexting. Sorry, but I fail to see…
Sex Is Cool
Here I stand, ready to defend my bold stance on sexual relations: they can be fun! If you have someone to have sex…
Get Ready to Rock the F Out to the Democratic Convention's Spotify Playlists
So much goes into planning a national party convention! You have to work out transportation and housing logistics with…
Apparently Millennials Are Ruining Handshakes for Everyone. (Or Not.)
Besides being the fodder for every type of malignancy a baby boomer can scapegoat them for, it seems that we’ve been…
Were You Aware of This Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Cover, In Which God Is Texting?
You likely remember Judy Blume paperbacks as well-worn treasures plucked from the middle school library, brightly…
Guess Who Loves Coupons Now? Millennials
Do coupons seem to you faintly old-fashioned, a relic from the days of ubiquitous newspaper delivery? Well, expand your…
Lotta Millennials Living With Their Parents
This news isn’t exactly shocking, considering the generation’s collective financial position, but the latest numbers…