millennials

The latest entry in the absolutely pointless intergenerational war between Gen Z and the ancient millennials is so…

OK, so I know that generational discourse is bullshit, that someone from Generation X wouldn’t necessarily be all…

When Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election in early November, the nationwide reaction…

A familiar debate over student loan forgiveness reignited on Monday when president-elect Joe Biden told reporters…

Brendez Wineglass, a 12-year-old Black girl wearing dainty earrings and a broad grin, had a very simple plan for a…

Millennials have allegedly killed every good thing in America, aside from avocado toast which is the only thing…

Add this to an ongoing list of disasters plaguing millennials’ existence: electric scooters.

Millennials are great at killing things, but it seems we also excel at extending things, like loneliness, which…

During a Monday night town hall on CNN, a college student in the audience asked Senator Amy Klobuchar why he should…

From the look of the interviews she’s done, Dr. Ruth is having a fabulous time at this year’s Sundance Film…

Everyone only likes to talk about how millennials only like to talk about themselves, destroying many cherished…

When faced with the prospect of making more money or staying in a relationship that is fine to not fine to whatever,…

Folgers, the company best known for dependable yet mediocre coffee and this commercial that may or may not have been…

I had just finished an exhaustive Google Maps search for ficus retailers within a four-mile radius, when I can…

Millennials continue on their mad killing spree. Just a month ago, it was “casual dining” establishments like…

Members of millennial networking group Magnises (a portmanteau of “magnum penises,” I assume) are complaining that…

Why did I decide to use my limited free time in Washington D.C. to attend the “Drain the Swamp Millenial [sic] Ball…

Women have so much to look forward to. Millennial women can look forward to making less and less than their male…

Have you been wondering why there are no good musicals about millennials? Have you wondered if Dwayne “The Rock”…

In all the hubbub surrounding Sunday night’s upsettingly nasty presidential debate, we missed an important election…