Racism? Check. Sexism? Check? Inexplicable message besides that? Why, yes! Though reading the comments on Big Government was self-inflicted punishment, we agree with the guy who marveled at the fact that it took two people to produce this garbage.

Tomorrow brings the sequel to last year's bestselling Michelle Obama Female Force comic book, courtesy of Bluewater Comics. Michelle Obama: YEAR ONE covers Obama's adventures in agriculture, the Queen Elizabeth incident, and her heroic crusade against childhood obesity. [ABC News]