The Android app Dog Wars, which lets players "feed, water, train and fight your virtual dog," certainly sounds distasteful. And now it's off the market, thanks to unlikely team of Alicia Silverstone and Michael Vick.

Eagles quarterback and infamous former dogfighter Michael Vick was slated to to tape an interview with Oprah today, but he pulled out at the last minute. What's behind this change of heart?

• Residents of Mansfield, MA are not happy with a new salon about to be opened in their town. "Knockouts" is a Texas-based chain that offers "haircuts for men" from women dressed in boxing gear. •

[East Rutherford, New Jersey; September 3. Image via Getty]

The season premiere of DogTown, a National Geographic Channel show that follows rescued dogs at the largest no-kill animal facility in the U.S. by the same name, will have an extra-special focus tonight: The pit bulls rescued from Atlanta Falcons quarterback and kennel/dog fight ring operator, Michael Vick. The…

Joel Madden is reportedly planning to get a tattoo with his baby's name on it in late January after Nicole Richie pops out their spawn. Potential baby names? Ryan, Lennon, Casey and Dylan to reflect Joel's "Irish heritage." • Evil dog murderer Michael Vick is sentenced to 23 months in the pokey. Did he deserve more…

Moe is being interrogated by El Al as I type this, which means that her stock market/foreign policy-illuminating "Evening Purge" will be on hiatus until she returns from The Homeland next week. (My homeland, she keeps telling me. Not hers. Whatevs.) And so, back by not popular demand, my Bush-hating, animal-loving…