Hello, welcome to Shade Court, and no, I did not include Donald Trump’s Hitler-lite Time Magazine cover because I…

As we all know, the Aniston in her natural habitat subsists solely on free-range dandelion fluff soaked in gillywater.…

The book that Alicia Silverstone read in the 9th grade that said "'Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other…

Miley Cyrus overshared to Elle UK about not wanting to do any more oversharing. No, sir. "We [herself and Liam Hemsworth…

For reasons which may never be fully understood, Kelly Clarkson took to her Facebook wall earlier today to express her…

• John Mayer took to his Tumblr today to attack the Huffington Post for reporting that he and Jennifer Aniston may be…

• To fête the 60th anniversary of the German photography magazine Stern Fotografie, Karl Lagerfeld shot six different…

• Victoria Beckham received a $120,000 diamond-studded Birkin from David for Christmas. To be fair, $120,000 is almost a…

• Tara Reid looks like she has no longer been ridden hard and put away wet! The former winner of Miss Hot Mess 2002-2007…

The hottie to the left is Candace Parker, the Tennessee forward and number 1 WNBA draft pick. She's the first female to…

• So, the "pregnancy rumors" are just a ploy to keep Nicole Richie out of jail! This is so silly we are nominating it for…

A few hours ago we reported (well, reported on the reportage!) that "model" Sara Kova claimed she was felt up by…