Transgender Man Could Be Men's Health's Next 'Ultimate Guy'
If he maintains his significant lead Men’s Health’s “Ultimate Guy Search,” 27-year-old Aydian Dowling could be the…
Excuse Me Sirs, Women Are Just as Good at Boozing and Binge-Watching
We've barely staggered through the first round of company Christmas parties and already we're getting slammed with New…
Sexpert Says Feminism Has Made You Shitty in Bed
Feminism: Taking rights from men and giving them to women; turning once pleasure-giving women into lazy, demanding…
Fake Tinder Nurse Helpfully Reminds Creepy Dudes to Get Prostate Exams
Nicole is a conventionally cute 28-year-old health care worker who is on Tinder to meet men. But she's not interested…
You Are When You Eat: The 8-Hour Diet Insanely Encourages Eating Only Between 9-5pm
David Zinczenko the chief yahoo Editor in Chief at Men's Health has written new weight loss manifesto The 8-Hour Diet:…
Boise and San Jose Declared 'Best Cities for Men' in the United States of Dong-merica
Attention, penises of the internet: Unless you're living in Boise, San Jose, San Francisco, Plano, Seattle, or…
An Open Letter to the Woman Who Wrote '11 Qualities of the Perfect Woman'
Dear woman who wrote "11 Qualities of the Perfect Woman" in the current issue of Men's Health,
How to Calm Down an Angry Woman and/or Bear
This terribly helpful Men's Health article "How to Calm Down an Angry Woman" (ladies be crazyyy), reminded us of a…
36 Terrible Sex Tips for Men
We recently took a break from our regularly scheduled mockery to focus our taunting on Cosmopolitan magazine and some…
Men's Magazines Aren't Necessarily Doing Them Any Favors
Does the sex advice in men's magazines actually help guys become better in the sack? Does it turn them into annoying…
Prostate Cancer Ad Campaign Threatens Men With Eastern European Butt Probing
During the month of October, you can't watch, read, or buy anything without being made more aware of breast cancer.
The…
Better Heart Health Means Better Dick Health
A recent study may have men reaching for some delicious kale — it turns out that improving heart health may improve…
Macho Men Skip The Doctor
On average, men die earlier than women. Is it because they're too busy being macho to take care of their health?
Valentine's Day Candy An Insidious Plot To Destroy Romance
Valentine's Day candy is arguably the best of the holiday-specific candies (at the very least, it surpasses those gross…
Reading Men's Health's New "Feminist" Blog
Ab-tastic Men's Health has a new blog on its website, written by a woman for its male audience. And it uses the F-word.…
Older Women More Likely To Have Sex On First Date
A Men's Health study found 29% of women in their 40s have sex on first dates, compared to 17% of women in their 20s.…
White House Conspiracy Against Shirtless Obama Pics
Reporters traveling with the president on his Hawaii vacation have been sternly instructed not to sneak in any…
Men's Health Is Revealing All Of Your Secrets, Ladies
Ladies, we have a lot of secrets. We keep them, as you know, in the giant maxi-pad shaped compartment locked securely…
Men's Health Knows What You're Looking For, Ladies
Oh, Men's Health. Just when I think you can't deliver any more ridiculous advice, you pull through with some of the…
Sex Sells: The Cosmo-fication Of Women's Health
Men's Health has remained constant, by recycling headlines, but younger sister Women's Health has been charting a whole…