12:00 PM

Cliff Donenfeld, the former lover of Victoria's Secret CEO Sharen Turney, is writing a memoir on his life. According to Page Six, part of it will include gossip on VS, turning the book into a "tell-all" that the company is pretty concerned about. Those bras and tangas are indeed Very Sexy.

5:15 PM

Oof: Nobody's buying the new book written by Christine Quinn, the would-be mayor of New York City. With Patience and Fortitude (in which she discusses her eating disorder) only sold 100 copies in the first week. [Insert joke here about her waiting "with patience and fortitude" for sales to pick up.]