Merry Christmas, What Are Satan's Teenage Witches Up To?
The concept art for the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot, the psychological thriller sequel to the Blair Witch Project, …
Hurricane Maria Ruined Melissa Joan Hart’s Family Vacation
Melissa Joan Hart had the best family vacation planned at Nickelodeon Resort Punta Cana. And she would have gotten to…
Jessica Simpson Calls Marriage to Nick Lachey Her 'Biggest Financial Mistake'
Once upon a time, Jessica Simpson was married to Nick Lachey. The two had a reality show where Simpson said silly…
Melissa Joan Hart Has Discovered the Open Secret of the Internet
In today's Tweet Beat, Angela Kinsey and Jenna Fischer are cuties, Aidy Bryant sings a song and Melissa Joan Hart takes…
B-List Celebrity Book Covers Are All the Same: They're 'Having It All'
Candace Cameron Bure (aka D.J. from Full House aka the woman who definitely was not going to win Dancing with the Stars…
Anna Kendrick Is Rightfully Bummed She's Not in the Step Up Movies
In today's Tweet Beat, Melissa Joan Hart's son is being a weird kid, Sandra Bernhard has found the name of her new book…
That Time Melissa Joan Hart Did Ecstasy and Visited the Playboy Mansion
Everybody remembers Melissa Joan Hart and her days as a teenage witch on television. BUT! Did you also know that…
Team Dog strikes yet another victory. And the battle rages on, while combatants on both sides tend to their wounded,…
Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids
The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds.…
Melissa Joan Hart Made a Twitter for Her 9-Month-Old Son
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Melissa Joan Hart's son makes his first tweet, Bette Midler misspells Salman…
Gwyneth Paltrow Clowns on Her Own Botox: 'I Looked Like Joan Rivers!'
Oh, Goopy. Ever seeking new dark sorcery with which to defy the wrinkle gods, Gwyneth Paltrow admits that she tried…
Rihanna and Chris Brown Call It Quits Again
This probably won't last much longer than the flattened Zebra Cake in my purse, but Rihanna and Chris Brown have…
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Raise Millions for Charity, Don't Give a Dime to Charity
Cathy's Kids, the charity Lamar Odom founded in honor on his mother to "help underprivileged kids and raise money for…
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Break Up Over Her Nonstop Partying
After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth,…
Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news,…
And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively
This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing,"…
Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being Not So Raven
Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and…
My Cherie Amour, A Stevie Wonder Novel By V.C. Andrews™
A man named Alpha Lorenzo Walker and his conspirator Tamara Eileen Diaz were arrested earlier this month for trying to…
Listen to the Wonderfully Nostalgic Clarissa Explains It All Album
Clarissa Explains It All was the coolest. Remember how Melissa Joan Hart had a pet alligator, that cardboard dog and…
James Marsden's Wife Files For Divorce
X Men star James Marsden's wife of eleven years, Lisa Linde, has filed for divorce, citing 'irreconcilable differences'.