Like a Slinky commercial on 6000 mg of amphetamine, the topic of Meghan Markle wonderfully demonstrates that the gossip industry can work with just about anything. What is she up to now, five minutes ago, yesterday, sometime in 2006, whenever, wherever, at any given second? Today’s tidbits: in ~1994, she worked at a …

A celebrity dog I never heard of or met in person has passed, and now my emotions are involved.

Even though Taylor Swift appears to have spent the better part of the last 18 months dwelling on her feud with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, TMZ reports she’s been wasting her time, as all other involved parties have since moved on.

Here’s a fun clip of celebrities (or whatever you want to call them) being terrible to each other in a way that behooves them greatly by creating “good television” that beckons the prized commodity of “attention.”

Robin Thicke, after allegations by his 7-year-old-son of using “excessive force,” has finalized a custody battle with Paula Patton, TMZ reports. As of February, Patton had filed a restraining order and Thicke was only allowed to see his son with a court-appointed monitor. This is fabulous news, since it’s hopefully…

Thirty-eight-year-old actress Mindy Kaling is expecting her first bébé. The news comes from an inside source, who described the pregnancy as “an unexpected surprise.”

Julia Stiles will always be my hero for her perfectly tempestuous performance as Kat Stratford in 10 Things I hate About You (“Remove head from sphincter, then drive!”). But believe it or not, she has moved on with her life, and now is expecting her first child with fiancé Preston J. Cook.

Here’s a nice story about Amy Schumer, an emergency bathroom stop and a $2,000 good deed.

In The Secrets of My Life, the forthcoming from Caitlyn Jenner, she claims that Robert Kardashian told her that he knew O.J. Simpson was guilty of killing Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman.

Busy Philipps shared a wild story about a nightmarish Uber ride over the weekend that proves her status as the world’s best Instagram user. If her rant about Cat Deeley was worthy of a People’s Choice award, this one (which was at least 30 parts long) deserves an Oscar.

Earlier this week, “Chained to the Rhythm” singer and shoe salesperson Katy Perry posted a number of unflattering photos of herself to Instagram. In one (from 1999), she sat at an old desk in a sports bra, looking content, though a little disheveled. In another, we see a closeup of her contorted face during a massage.…

Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown (aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice) received a restraining order against estranged husband Stephen Belafonte this week because she and her three children now “fear for their lives.” Per TMZ, the singer made several accusations against Belafonte, all of which paint their relationship as a true…

Whether the Spice Girls would reunite for their 20th anniversary seemed to hinge primarily on whether Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham) and Sporty Spice (Mel C) would be willing to set aside their jobs (fashion designer, Asia’s Got Talent judge) for the good of the collective and, by extension, us.

Yes, I know using the words “slay” and “opera” in the same headline might sound far-fetched to some, but damn, this is like what would happen if Maria Callas and Tarja Turunen had some sort of hybrid reincarnation, and came back to live as this girl. (Also: yes, I like opera.)

In a recent podcast interview, Mel B says the rumored Spice Girls reunion is seriously close to happening, and she also recalls the time she beat up a member of a certain memorable ’90s girl group back in the day whose hits include “Never Ever.”

Babies, amirite?

In 2009 Nancy Lekon was arrested for hitting and dragging a pedestrian for over half a mile in L.A.'s skid row district. At the time of her arrest she pled guilty by reason of insanity. Now, Johnny Depp has been served with papers and is being asked to testify in her trial.