Nov 17
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There are many famous white women who simply do not know when to stop talking, but Lana Del Rey has to be at the top…
Oct 20
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Ah, young (potentially fake) love! In a trailer for his upcoming documentary In Wonder, singer Shawn Mendes claims…
Aug 31 2019
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Pete Davidson is doing the only thing left for a 25-year-old man who was engaged to Ariana Grande before rebounding…
Feb 15 2019
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Hell No: Avril Lavigne ft. Nicki Minaj, “Dumb Blonde” - In addition to simply being “Hollaback Girl” rewritten for a…
Dec 23 2018
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Because time is either not real or too real, the little boy from Spy Kids is now old enough to be married to Meghan…
Sep 25 2018
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Monday night brought us a new season of Dancing with the Stars and a very smiley Tinashe. Look out world, this is a…
Jun 8 2018
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Yep, definitely, please, more like this: Christina Aguilera “Like I Do” ft. GoldLink: It is now very difficult to…
May 10 2018
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If I woke up this morning on the back of a unicorn who was tap-dancing while redoing my taxes and cooking me tofu…
Mar 1 2018
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There’s one word that’s consistently associated with Meghan Trainor again and again, and it’s “sassy.”
Feb 8 2018
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Friends, I must dispatch some unfortunate news. I cannot say the words myself so I will just quote James Corden…
Sep 28 2017
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In an ongoing plot to ravage my soul via Meghan Trainor, Satan has added yet another dimension of torment by having…
Apr 4 2017
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Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown (aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice) received a restraining order against estranged husband S…
Mar 16 2017
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The trailer for the ninth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race (bowing March 24 on VH1) just dropped and it promises the…
Mar 3 2017
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Scene: The Devil sits on his West Elm Peggy sofa, channel-surfing in black harem pants and a hoodie with flames on…
Oct 26 2016
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Here’s a little glimpse into how bizarre the lives of uber-famous young people is these days: Meghan Trainer has…
Oct 14 2016
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Meghan Trainor, who is not a country singer and who has not released a song nearly as good as Shania Twain’s first…
Jul 20 2016
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If I’m interpreting a [fairly obvious] item from Blind Gossip correctly, a battle between sworn nemeses Katy Perry…
Jul 14 2016
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Meghan Trainor, fierce advocate for body positivity, independence, and telling lecherous men your phone number is…
Jun 10 2016
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A few months ago, I was at a concert when my friend, referring to one of the performers, turned to me and said:…
May 13 2016
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