Will.i.am Has Stopped Eating Decaying Flesh
Will.i.am has stopped eating dead flesh. What exact kind of flesh, TBD.
Trump Forced Chris Christie to Eat Meatloaf in Front of Him on Valentines Day
What did you do on Valentines Day? Because I’ll tell you what esteemed President Donald J. Trump did, he forced Chris…
Is Human Placenta Vegetarian?
On one hand, vegetarianism describes a lifestyle in which meat-eating is eschewed almost always for the sake of…
This Ad Is Very Proud of How Diverse it Is
Would you buy lamb if a cis white dude wasn’t selling it to you?
Chicken Is a Bad Meat
A lot of people say that chicken is a good meat, but they are wrong. It is a bad meat.
This Meat Vending Machine Is Very Good
Have you ever been walking a dog or commuting home and thought, “I need three to four slices of ham or I’ll die?” For…
My Continued Efforts to Cook Meat Without Making Myself Sick
Welcome to Better Than It Looks, a series in which we discuss the recipes we tried (and maybe failed) to execute, and…
Li'l Ponies Raised for Food Slaughter Now Getting Killed by Cars
Dartmoor National Park in southwestern England is home to the Dartmoor pony—a cute, fluffy-looking breed with short…
Ex-Congressman: Study that Found Meat-Cancer Link Is a Liberal Plot to Take My Barbecue Away
In 2012, incumbent Florida Congressman Allen West was unseated by slightly more than 2,000 votes in the most expensive…
Study Claims Vegetarians Secretly Eat Meat While Drunk
According to a recent study, vegetarians have confessed to eating meat after a night of drinking. VoucherCodesPro, a…
Chris Hemsworth Is So Big He Dwarfs Normal-Sized Penises
Chris Hemsworth, Australian hamburger, has a cameo in the new Vacation reboot as Leslie Mann’s nearly-naked,…
'If I Could Just Get Some Giraffe Meat': Hannibal's Food Stylist Speaks
Hannibal was recently cancelled by NBC, putting an ailing show out of its misery, as well as those of us who knew it…
If We Don't Cut Back On Eating Meat, We're Screwed
Americans love meat, and for good reason: meat is delicious. So very, very delicious. Just one problem: our national…
Brilliant Work of Art Proves Raw Meat Is Great at Using Tinder
In just two and a half years, Tinder has gone from quirky new app to one of the biggest online dating services in the…
John Oliver Tackles the Crushing Debt Piled on America's Chicken Farmers
John Oliver’s long segment last night dealt with the lives of American chicken farmers, which are, unsurprisingly,…
Supermarket Meats Are Giving Us Drug Resistant UTIs
Just in case you needed more to be afraid of in life, urinary tract infections are becoming more and more resistant to…
Fox Hosts Agree: 'Meatless Mondays' Is Liberal Propaganda
Because a real American patriot has a colon full of red, white, and blue polyps, the Mensa panel over at Fox & Friends…
4,000 Pounds of Beef Recalled for Mad Cow Disease, Some at Whole Foods
Another day, another two tons of beef-meat riddled with brain-eating prions! The USDA has ordered a recall of over…
Meaty New Study Plunges 'Steak' into 'Vegetarians are Healthier' Lie
Tired of all those studies that claim that being a vegetarian is healthier/will save the environment or whatever?…
Watch This Woman Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
Good news, everyone: women have finally gnawed our way through the meat ceiling. Specifically, competitive eater Molly…