I guess it was only a matter of time before someone took Madonna's life and added a few onomatopoeic sound effects:

See Kelly Osbourne's New Ads For Madonna's Clothing Line

Kelly Osbourne, the new face of the tween-focused Macy's line to which Madonna licensed her image, says Lourdes Leon "is the sweetest girl. She's the most unaffected, well-mannered, well-brought up, sweet, loving, caring, normal girl I've ever met in her situation." And of all people, we suppose Kelly Osbourne — who…

"Calvin Klein, Go Back In The Closet!"

Jenna Sauers

1/25/11 11:46am

Village Voice nightlife columnist Michael Musto has sharp words for Calvin Klein, seen here with boyfriend Nick Gruber. "Get a grip on yourself, girl, and nail some dignity to the floor before this kid steals it all away from you."

January Jones Goes Nude For Versace

Jenna Sauers

12/14/10 11:56am

January Jones' reward for holding up the spring Versace show by over an hour is apparently...the brand's spring campaign. Says Donatella Versace, "In January I feel I have found a perfect Versace woman for the 21st century." [WWD]

Madonna To Expand Clothing Line, Try Her Hand At Lingerie

Jenna Sauers

9/23/10 11:52am

Madonna went to Macy's yesterday with Lourdes and her "muse" Taylor Momsen to launch her Material Girl juniors' line. But that's just the start of Madge's licensing deal: Expect separately branded, grown-up geared lingerie and workout clothes next. [WWD]

Inside Madonna's Weird Material Girl Auditions

Sadie Stein

8/27/10 11:30am

"Dance 4 A Chance to Meet Madonna!" blared signs all over the Broadway Dance Center where, at 8 Thursday morning, dancers lined up to do just that.

Christina Hendricks As The Face Of London Fog

Jenna Sauers

8/25/10 11:33am

Etsy isn't the full extent of Christina Hendricks' modeling — she is the new face of London Fog. Previously, the company's campaigns have featured Tony Parker and Eva Longoria, and Gisele Bündchen, whose pregnancy the company Photoshopped out. [NYDN]

Marion Cotillard Ditches Her Eyebrows For French Vogue Cover

Jenna Sauers

8/20/10 11:30am

Vogue Paris picked Marion Cotillard for its September cover, and bleached her eyebrows. Strangely enough, the French actress has never been on the cover of Vogue Paris before, though she made American Vogue's cover last November and this July. [@VogueParisLive]

Madonna's Clothing Line Launches With Clones

Katy Kelleher

8/04/10 12:49pm

[New York, August 3. 'Material Girls' pose for a photo, embrace literalism prior to the Material Girl clothing line launch at Macy's Herald Square. Image via Getty]

Anna Wintour Will Have The President Over For Dinner Tonight

Jenna Sauers

7/28/10 11:30am

When he gets done taping The View today, Barack Obama's gonna head over to his close, personal friend Anna Wintour's house for an intimate, $30,000-a-plate, fundraiser with fashion friends like Calvin Klein and Donna Karan. [WWD]

First Look: Taylor Momsen As The Face Of Madonna & Lourdes' Fashion Line

Dodai Stewart

7/14/10 3:11pm

Obviously the Material Girl line is all about attitude, because we can barely see any clothes in this image, and Taylor won't stop yelling at us with her eyes. But here's what's even stranger:

Revealed: Madonna's Fashion Line And Lourdes's Blog

Tavi

6/30/10 3:00pm

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Madonna's daughter Lourdes has started a fashion blog in promotion of Material Girl, the pair's line for Macy's.

American Apparel "On The Cusp Of A Total Collapse"; Every Jersey Shore Star Designs "Couture"

Jenna Sauers

6/24/10 11:40am

113

American Apparel — plagued by debt, sales declines, production delays, and that discrimination kerfuffle — warned that its stock may be delisted. "American Apparel is unique because they're on the cusp of a total collapse," says one analyst. [MSNBC]

Richie Sambora's Clothing Line As Tacky As Expected; Sketch Of Madonna's Juniors Collection Released

Jenna Sauers

6/23/10 11:40am

Richie Sambora's latest collection for his line White Trash Beautiful, includes this snake-print "zip-crotch leotard," perfect for lounging. [Vogue UK]

"Video Slut" On Working With Madonna

Katy Kelleher

5/26/10 3:30pm

"I hate the term 'empower,' because it's so wrongly appropriated by, for example, strippers, but she really did empower me, because she just took power so unapologetically... I've never before or since seen anyone like that." [Salon]

Model Urged, "Don't Marry Leonardo"; More On Madonna's Designs

Jenna Sauers

3/11/10 1:00pm

An Israeli nationalist group is very concerned about Bar Refaeli's relationship with goy Leo DiCaprio. According to the LA Times, the group's director "has nothing against Mr. DiCaprio, who I have no doubt is a talented actor." [via Gawker]

Material Girl Builds Brand; Martin + Osa To Close

Jenna Sauers

3/10/10 12:00pm

Madonna got a clothing line. Not with Ed Hardy, but with Iconix — and her juniors' clothes will hit Macy's under the label "Material Girl" as soon as August. Expect a variety of other collections to follow, including eyewear. [WWD]

Can Madonna Please Not Be A Role Model?

Sadie Stein

3/04/09 7:00pm

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A piece in today's Guardian gives Madonna a big attagirl for her younger boyfriend. Ok, but at this point should Madonna be a poster child for anything but...Madonna-ness?

Madonna Getting Her Own Comic Book For Some Reason

See Kelly Osbourne's New Ads For Madonna's Clothing Line

"Calvin Klein, Go Back In The Closet!"

January Jones Goes Nude For Versace

Madonna To Expand Clothing Line, Try Her Hand At Lingerie

Inside Madonna's Weird Material Girl Auditions

Christina Hendricks As The Face Of London Fog

Marion Cotillard Ditches Her Eyebrows For French Vogue Cover

Madonna's Clothing Line Launches With Clones

Anna Wintour Will Have The President Over For Dinner Tonight

First Look: Taylor Momsen As The Face Of Madonna & Lourdes' Fashion Line

Revealed: Madonna's Fashion Line And Lourdes's Blog

American Apparel "On The Cusp Of A Total Collapse"; Every Jersey Shore Star Designs "Couture"

Richie Sambora's Clothing Line As Tacky As Expected; Sketch Of Madonna's Juniors Collection Released

"Video Slut" On Working With Madonna

Model Urged, "Don't Marry Leonardo"; More On Madonna's Designs

Material Girl Builds Brand; Martin + Osa To Close

Can Madonna Please Not Be A Role Model?

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