Embrace the Waning Days of Summer Like Martha Stewart Embracing This Paella the Size of Spain

Martha Stewart is currently on her summer vacation, at her home in coastal Maine, and posting Instagram photos of her large and wonderful time. Every single one will make you say, “Goddammit—come on, Martha,” and yet you will continue scrolling and ultimately make doomed attempts to replicate her hostessing before…

Martha Stewart and Snoop Became BFFs After He Accidentally Got Her Stoned on National Television

Snoop and Martha are the best because they prove that cultivating new adult friendships in middle age is totally possible, and also because they are each the most delightful people in complementary ways. So of course, it’s always fun to hear more details about how the weeded rapper and the weeding crafter have…

Open Thread: Would You Eat Thanksgiving Dinner While a Turkey's Corpse Watched You?

Last Thanksgiving, Martha Stewart posted a photo to Twitter of what appeared to be a plump, full-feathered taxidermy turkey. “Once alive Now a centerpiece,” Stewart tweeted alongside the photo, suggesting the dead animal had been decoratively placed on the table during Thanksgiving dinner. Which, likely, consisted of…

Abby Lee Miller Plans to Get Through Prison by Pretending It's a Movie

On Tuesday, Abby Lee Miller, the Dance Moms “star”/choreographer/terrorizer of Maddie Ziegler was sentenced to one year and one day in prison for withholding $775,000 worth of income while she was filing for bankruptcy. How do you think she feels about spending some time away? How do you think she’s going to handle…

Nicki Minaj Went on a Spending Spree Paying College Tuition Fees for Her Fans on Twitter

Nicki Minaj promised to pay college tuition fees, student loans, and school supply costs for dozens of fans who reached out to her on Twitter Saturday night. Minaj was promoting her #RegretInYourTears challenge, retweeting submissions, when one fan asked her if Minaj would pay her college tuition instead of the prize…