Martha Stewart is currently on her summer vacation, at her home in coastal Maine, and posting Instagram photos of her large and wonderful time. Every single one will make you say, “Goddammit—come on, Martha,” and yet you will continue scrolling and ultimately make doomed attempts to replicate her hostessing before…
What is Martha Stewart up to on this Friday afternoon? She is up to her neck in a choker that resembles an elegant cat collar, is what she is up to.
Martha Stewart, America’s greatest and truest treasure, has posted her first selfie. Or, at least, she has posted the first selfie she thinks is “good,” though, certainly, Martha Stewart has never taken a bad photograph in her life.
Either something significant happened in the hearts of Ariana Grande and Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson since it was reported two weeks ago that the two are casually dating, or this is merely a flirtation tactic.
Snoop and Martha are the best because they prove that cultivating new adult friendships in middle age is totally possible, and also because they are each the most delightful people in complementary ways. So of course, it’s always fun to hear more details about how the weeded rapper and the weeding crafter have…
Martha Stewart is auctioning off a signed toboggan! And an amber glass chandelier! All from her fake TV home.
Contestants on the 38th cycle of Chopped will be shaking in their weird, tall chef hats as the queen of presentation judges their plating: our friend Martha Stewart is in the kitchen.
Meeting Martha Stewart is exactly what you think meeting Martha Stewart will be like. She talks just like she talks on television, she looks just like she looks on television, she wears pieces from her QVC line just like she does on television (which does very well when she goes on during inclement weather and…
A fun activity for those dissatisfied with their current living situation in search of something better is to peruse the annals of Zillow or Streeteasy in search of a better life. Thankfully (for me), all I had to do is turn to Martha Stewart’s brand-new, absolutely gigantic walk-in closet, featured in the April issue…
Justin Timberlake would like to assure you that he “absolutely” took the time to resolve his issues with Janet Jackson after the Super Bowl strip fiasco of 2004.
Last Thanksgiving, Martha Stewart posted a photo to Twitter of what appeared to be a plump, full-feathered taxidermy turkey. “Once alive Now a centerpiece,” Stewart tweeted alongside the photo, suggesting the dead animal had been decoratively placed on the table during Thanksgiving dinner. Which, likely, consisted of…
Cardi B’s real name is Belcalis Almanzar, which has some, but not all, of the letters needed to come up with Cardi B. Happily for anyone still wondering, she discussed the origins of her stage moniker on The Wendy Williams Show:
A few years ago, Martha Stewart had a period of very publicly talking about her singleness, which culminated in her going on the Today Show to meet some men she’d been matched with on Match.com (it’s morning TV; just roll with it). That seemed mostly in good fun, but the message was clear: Martha wants to find someone…
Fyre Festival organizer Billy McFarland was arrested on Friday and charged with one count of wire fraud for allegedly attempting to defraud investors, People reports.
Martha Stewart has had so many ups and downs in her life; a rollercoaster of intrigue, pot holders, basting, and jail time. To tell her life story you need more than words. You need muuuuuusiiiiiic.
On Tuesday, Abby Lee Miller, the Dance Moms “star”/choreographer/terrorizer of Maddie Ziegler was sentenced to one year and one day in prison for withholding $775,000 worth of income while she was filing for bankruptcy. How do you think she feels about spending some time away? How do you think she’s going to handle…
Nicki Minaj promised to pay college tuition fees, student loans, and school supply costs for dozens of fans who reached out to her on Twitter Saturday night. Minaj was promoting her #RegretInYourTears challenge, retweeting submissions, when one fan asked her if Minaj would pay her college tuition instead of the prize…
One of the purest joys I can imagine is drinking into a comfortable couch and getting wine drunk on rosé with Martha Stewart. Today, I am one step closer to that dream. Well, not really, but I can drink wine that Martha herself has selected for $49.99 fee.
On Thursday morning, Martha Stewart awoke to the blizzard just like every other person in the New York area. But unlike myself—who put sweatpants over my pajamas and kind of blindly felt my way down Houston to the Whole Foods where, unlike my fridge, the milk is unexpired—Martha had a pleasant morning. She took her…
A grilled cheese sandwich seems like the simplest thing to make—it’s just bread and cheese, grilled—until you actually make one and you’re like, “that’s it?” and you realize a truly delicious grilled cheese sandwich requires some extra attention and methods you may not have considered.
