What's the Shelf Life of This Made-For-Influencers Apartment?
If you don’t live in a space awash with natural lighting and touches of millennial pink, yet you derive income from…
It's Almost International Day of the Girl, Let's All Go Buy Some Barbies and Be Empowered, Yayyy!!!
Tomorrow is International Day of the Girl and Mattel is marking this special occasion by trying to sell us some…
Consider This: Stickers Are Good
Once, you were young and your heart was an open book. You were gifted with cool and colorful stickers for virtually…
Assassination Nation Has Reportedly Had Trouble Advertising Its Violent Content
Neon, the distributor behind Assassination Nation, an upcoming thriller starring Suki Waterhouse and Hari Nef, has…
Kim Kardashian Is Releasing a Fragrance Inspired By Healing Crystals and Getting Robbed At Gunpoint
I love it when celebrities get interviewed about their fragrances. What is there to say about a fragrance, ever?…
Advil Is Marketing Its Basic Ibuprofen Sodium as 'Advil Menstrual Pain'
Ibuprofen is a time-tested remedy for many a period-haver’s cramps and headaches, but are you, the consumer, more…
A Few Potential Taglines for Our 'Friend' Matt LeBlanc's New Show Man With a Plan
Matt LeBlanc’s CBS comedy Man With a Plan premiered on Monday night to okay ratings, according to Variety, which…
Apparently, People Fainted at TIFF Screening of Cannibal Movie Raw [CORRECTED]
Editor’s Note: A previous version of this post stated that a marketer for Raw named Ryan Werner confirmed that several…
Cara Delevingne's Anti-Poaching Campaign Empowers Animals and Women, Somehow
In partnership with supermodel/actress Cara Delevingne, French artist and photographer Arno Elias launched the I’m Not…
Budweiser, Beer Owned by Belgian-Brazilian Conglomerate, to Rename Itself 'America'
For a limited time, Budweiser is replacing the signature “Budweiser” label on its packaging with “America,” in the name…
Straight Outta Compton Used 'Racial Marketing' to Promote the Trailer on Facebook
Straight Outta Compton was one of the top 20 highest-grossing films of 2015 and a lot of that had to do with its…
Abercrombie & Fitch's Horny Teen Ads Are a Thing of the Past
As Abercrombie & Fitch continues to struggle financially, the teen apparel retailer has been desperately searching for…
American Eagle Uses Bullshit Holiday to Launch Bullshit Marketing Campaign
Today is National Coffee Day, because for-profit organizations that sell coffee keep telling us so. The exact details…
Struggling McDonald's Announcing Plans to Pretend Fast Food Is Healthy
It’s a tale as old as time: a fast food restaurant and an American fall in love; the American becomes unhealthy and…
Kind Can't Just Call Its Snack Bars 'Healthy,' Says the FDA
Another day, another reminder that packaging is pretty, pretty lies. Specifically, you might want to throttle back on…
Will This Sloth Save American Apparel?
Buttercup, a three-toed sloth hailing from Costa Rica, is pictured striking a sultry pose on American Apparel’s Earth…
The Knot's Street Campaign Is a Cute Celebration of Terrible Marriages
Spotted today in Washington Square Park: Evidence of The Knot's New York street campaign, featuring sweet quotes…
Christian Grey Is Not Real
We are just a week away from the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey film and I really think we all need to take a…
Creepy Marketers Are Studying Your Selfies
What is privacy again?
Chris Pratt's Take on the 'Ice Bucket Challenge' Is Very Chris Pratt
By now you've probably seen pretty much everyone everywhere take the Ice Bucket Challenge. But none of them can…