Just a second, sweetie.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Kal Pen and John Cho go on a road trip, Brandi Glanville is still being sued and Mark Cuban can’t wait to see his pal.
It has been an incredibly long, blisteringly hot summer and I for one am rather exhausted. If you feel the same way, please allow yourself to be refreshed by the alertness and expressions of basic to well-developed human decency from this month’s wokest baes.
Some CON ARTIST who docked his 288-foot yacht in East Hampton has reportedly been telling EVERYONE in town (including the “boatloads of women” he’s ferried out to it) that the yacht (which is named Fountainhead, yikes) belongs to the second best shark (after Barbara) on Shark Tank, Mark Cuban.
I don’t want to say that I’m personally responsible for getting Shaan Patel of SAT prep company 2400 Expert his Shark Tank deal with Mark Cuban, clinched on air at ABC this past Friday night. Test prep is an ever-expanding industry, and Patel is sharply impressive in person, even more so on paper; he’s getting his MD…
Great news! After “six years and more than $65 million invested,” the hands-down best show on television has returned to bless me with its soothing delusions of American exceptionalism—and this time, it features Ashton Kutcher.
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
We bout to throw them bows. We bout to swang them thangs. We bout to throw them bows. We bout to swang them thangs. It’s bout to be a what? DUDEFIGHT!
Fucking the rich is hot these days. Anne Hathaway does it, Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi's allegedly of a similar view, and a whole superinformative graphic in this month's W is dedicated to which billionaires are still available. And now comes Money with a guide to landing your very own tycoon. We took it upon ourselves…