Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid round-up. We do the tough job of "reading" Star, In…

• David Walliams says Stone asks, "'What time are you home because I want to know what time to put the shepherd's pie…

• In a segment that aired this morning on Today, but was taped while sitting in a dark, candlelit room, Mariah Carey…

• Mariah Carey has pulled out of a Tyler Perry film.