Now that she's been on several episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras, Anderson Cooper's talk show, and even had a Funny or Die video parodying her, child pageant contestant MaKenzie is truly famous, and with that fame comes a bunch of bullshit hassles, like dealing with hangers on—literally, as her "fans" cling to her neck,…

Makenzie is an attractive and outgoing high school senior with low self-esteem. After getting a glimpse into her life on I Used To Be Fat, you start to sense why.

TLC should just give this girl her own show already. Plus, she wouldn't get warped by fame like the Gosselins since she already matter-of-factly says stuff like, "I'm four years old and I feel like a superstar."