Jezebel Shero Uzo Aduba just landed a project starring with Maggie Grace in a Southern drama set in 1977. Yes, Crazy Eyes!

The re-opening of the CHANEL SoHo Boutique was huge. We're talking Karl Lagerfeld - Sarah Jessica Parker - Claire Danes - Diane Kruger - huge. With, natch, the Chanel threads to match!

Last night, Louis Vuitton and Vanity Fair hosted "Sunset Cocktails with the West Coast Editor" on Rodeo Drive. And shit got real. I'm not just talking about a guest list that included January Jones, Christina Ricci, Kristen Bell. No: Sexyface!

Stars, as we know, enjoy store openings. And the Vera Wang Store Launch in L.A. was the Rolls Royce of store launches. Hence, Reese and Mila and Nicky and Renee were all representing - in their shopping best.

The 25th annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival, being a film festival in (or, rather, near) La-La Land, brought out stars. And awful clothes. And someone I swear I never, ever had a crush on, really.

The fun didn't stop on the red carpet! And by "fun" I mean stars in grotesque outfits. At the Weinstein Co. and Warner Bros./InStyle GG parties, the sartorial awfulness didn't stop until the break of dawn.

The 14th annual GQ Men of the Year Party at LA's Chateau Marmont had Levi Johnston. It had Kim Kardashian. It had January Jones and Gabrielle Union and Olivia Wilde and Zoe Saldana. And yes, it was surreal:

Eliza Dushku, Ashlee Simpson, Gabrielle Union, Kat Dennings - the list of stars at InStyle Magazine's 8th annual Summer Soiree, at Hollywood's London Hotel, was long. The list of fashion infractions? Even longer.

It's safe to say that, by this point, everyone knows everything they need to know about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's new movie, Baby Mama. But did you know that it opened last night at the Tribeca Film Festival? And that, in addition to Fey (left) and Poehler, SNL peeps Rachel Dratch, Molly Shannon and Lorne Michaels…