Lola's resolutions are a little late, but they're here! Among them:
• Eat more cheese
• Own more Alexander Mc.Queen
• Get a nose ring
• Dye hair blue at some point
• Not fail math

Madonna Won't Let Lourdes Wear Skimpy Outfits

Dodai Stewart

9/27/10 2:10pm

When your mom is strict — but known for bustiers and cone bras — stealing from her closet can be problematic.

Madonna To Expand Clothing Line, Try Her Hand At Lingerie

Jenna Sauers

9/23/10 11:52am

Madonna went to Macy's yesterday with Lourdes and her "muse" Taylor Momsen to launch her Material Girl juniors' line. But that's just the start of Madge's licensing deal: Expect separately branded, grown-up geared lingerie and workout clothes next. [WWD]

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Angelina Slams Church Planning On Burning Koran

Dodai Stewart

9/09/10 9:00am

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Angelina Jolie is in Pakistan, raising awareness about the floods that have devastated the country, but she also spoke about the Florida church which plans to mark the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks by burning the Koran.

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What The Hell Is Britney Doing In A Wedding Dress?

Dodai Stewart

8/24/10 9:00am

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Britney Spears is on the cover of Pop magazine, and inside, she's photographed in a wedding dress complete with veil.

First Look: Taylor Momsen As The Face Of Madonna & Lourdes' Fashion Line

Dodai Stewart

7/14/10 3:11pm

Obviously the Material Girl line is all about attitude, because we can barely see any clothes in this image, and Taylor won't stop yelling at us with her eyes. But here's what's even stranger:

Richie Sambora's Clothing Line As Tacky As Expected; Sketch Of Madonna's Juniors Collection Released

Jenna Sauers

6/23/10 11:40am

Richie Sambora's latest collection for his line White Trash Beautiful, includes this snake-print "zip-crotch leotard," perfect for lounging. [Vogue UK]

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Kim's Movie Rumor; Chris Brown Barred From UK

Dodai Stewart

6/08/10 9:00am

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So. The rumor that Kim Kardashian will be Lara Croft in a new 3D, teen-friendly movie version of Tomb Raider?

Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video

Dodai Stewart

9/01/09 2:30pm

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Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?

Dodai Stewart

5/04/09 9:00am

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A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]

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Madonna Prepares To Expand Her Family

Dodai Stewart

4/01/09 9:00am

Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]

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Pete Wentz Probably Isn't Reading This Right Now

Hortense Smith

1/04/09 10:30am

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Pete Wentz, still on his anti-douchebag campaign, is done with online media: "I was letting the blogs get to me," Wentz says, "It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag."[PageSix]

Lourdes Is On The Lookout For ________

Anna Holmes

12/15/08 10:10am

[Rio, December 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Reader Roundup

Jessica G.

2/20/08 4:50pm

Best Comment of the Day, in response to My Vagina Is Not Obscene: "It's a vagina, not a swastika." We say: Word. Now we need to get to work on our next womanifesto: Mein Cunt. • Worst, in response to Lourdes: Is That Hot Fudge On Her Pinkberry Or Am I Just Hungry?: "soo she has time for ice cream and to get her nails…