When your mom is strict — but known for bustiers and cone bras — stealing from her closet can be problematic.

• Madonna went to Macy's yesterday with Lourdes and her "muse" Taylor Momsen to launch her Material Girl juniors' line.…

• Angelina Jolie is in Pakistan, raising awareness about the floods that have devastated the country, but she also spoke…

• Britney Spears is on the cover of Pop magazine, and inside, she's photographed in a wedding dress complete with veil.

Obviously the Material Girl line is all about attitude, because we can barely see any clothes in this image, and Taylor…

• Richie Sambora's latest collection for his line White Trash Beautiful, includes this snake-print "zip-crotch leotard,"…

• So. The rumor that Kim Kardashian will be Lara Croft in a new 3D, teen-friendly movie version of Tomb Raider?

• A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was…

• Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt,…

• Pete Wentz, still on his anti-douchebag campaign, is done with online media: "I was letting the blogs get to me," Wentz…

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