If the year were 2012 or 2013, I’d begin this blog with an open letter to Harry Styles. Except, of course, if it…

Nah: Taylor Swift, “Christmas Tree Farm” - “My heart is a Christmas tree farm, there’s a light in the barn,” sings…

It’s... passable: Selena Gomez, “Lose You To Love Me” - Selena Gomez is at her best when her lackadaisical whisper…

Another hell yes from me: Camila Cabello, “Shameless” - Where has this Camila Cabello been hiding? She’s arty and…

Life is a meaningless series of mundane disappointments, but sometimes it surprises you. And sometimes that surprise…

The recent third episode of HBO’s Euphoria focused on a character named Kat, who wrote explicit fanfiction about One…

N: Madonna and Maluma, “Medellín” (video) – Aside from this song’s already offensive and not well (if at all)…

Y: Mariah Carey, “A No No” (video) - This video looks like a giant bag of cotton candy exploded in a subway car and…

Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice probably has a better sex life than most of us. Get it, T.

I’m going to begin this with a little honesty. I had no idea who Cheryl Tiegs, M.D. (Mom, Don’t!) was until…

Episode IV

What if, growing up, one of your parents had very important news to tell you—like, “Honey, your daddy and I are…

Last week, during a performance of the new Broadway hit The Color Purple, capital-D Diva Aretha Franklin (and her…

Have you ever considered whether or not any of us are actually in control of our actions? Like, maybe our fates are…

In a June profile of Cara Delevingne, Vogue writer Rob Haskell speculated that the model/actress’ sexuality was…

It’s been tragedy after tragedy for One Direction fans this year. First, Zayn (the best member of the band) quit the…

Jesse Eisenberg—an adult man who gets paid millions of dollars to put on funny costumes, pretend to be someone else,…

It’s been about a month and a half since Zayn Malik quit One Direction and have you noticed a change in the world?…

Louis Tomlinson broke up with his girlfriend Eleanor Calder. The least impressive mop of hair in the beloved British…

While you've been working or otherwise occupied with the humdrum of your day-to-day, Rihanna's been in Washington,…