Let's Celebrate the World's Athletes with an Olympic Gif Party
The London Olympics are wrapping up on Sunday, after 16 days of competition, crying during national anthems, and…
Let's Shoot For Gender Equality in the 2016 Olympic Games
The 2012 London Olympics have been good for womankind: all 204 participating nations sent female athletes to compete in…
Fifty Strokes of Gay: The Wonderfully Weird World of Filthy Olympic Swimming Fanfiction
If you can dream it, someone has written dirty fanfiction about it. There's sexy fanfiction about everything imaginable…
Here's Ryan Lochte's Piss-Happy Acting Debut
Ryan Lochte has been threatening to try acting for several days now, and he's followed through in record time (we…
Someone at NBC Apparently Approved This Creepy, Porny Video of Female Olympians
Have you barfed yet today? Get thee to a drain of some kind before watching this video the pervs over at NBC have put…
If Women Want to Race Like Men, They Better Look Like Girls
Thanks to a combination of Lady Gaga lyrics, deodorant strong enough for men but made just for us, and pole dancing…
Ryan Lochte and Ryan Lochte's Mom Issue Urgent Clarification About Ryan Lochte's Penis
Earlier this week, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte's mother told the press that her preening, winking Adonis of a son had…
10 Reasons Why Ryan Lochte Is America's Sexiest Douchebag
The first time I heard the voice, I chose to ignore it. Ryan Lochte is kind of a fratty idiot, Erin, the voice said. All…
Ryan Lochte Gives Womankind Questionable Fashion Advice
It's been a busy week for your boyfriend US swimmer Ryan Lochte. First, he moistened America's vaginas by undulating…
America Loves a Crying Gymnast
American Jordyn Wieber is gymnastics' reigning World Champion and was a favorite to take home an all-around medal…
Triceps On Top of Triceps Equals Triception
John Orozco of the United States of America competes in the pommel horse in the Artistic Gymnastics Men's Team…
Web Company Sponsors Female Weight Lifter Living in Poverty
US weight lifter Sarah Robles is one of the strongest women in the world, so it's extra admirable that when she was…
Olympic Sprinter Tests Positive for Steroids, Quits Team
Olympics-bound sprinter Debbie Dunn has gone from Team USA to Team What the Hell Where You Thinking Oh My God — she…
How Sending Female Athletes to the Olympics May Be Bad for Saudi Women
After much arm twisting from the International Olympic Committee, Saudi Arabia has said "uncle" and given up making…
Badass Athlete Unleashes Vigilante Justice Against Her Facebook Stalker
A blundering idiot of a cyberstalker has found the tables turned on him after sending shots of his junk to an Olympic…
Saudi Arabia Begrudgingly Allows Women to Compete in Olympics
After much hemming and hawing, Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince has agreed to allow women from the Middle Eastern kingdom to…
Saudi Arabia Was Just Kidding About Letting Women Compete in the Olympics
International Olympic Committee rules require that countries allow both men and women to compete as a prerequisite for…
On Cloud Nine
[London, May 19. Image via Getty]
Bad Economy = Teen Emo; Blogger Bitches Out Know-It-All Reader
• The recession is turning Juicy-wearing teens into emo kids! • An O.C. teen is in trouble over video of him tossing…