Dina Lohan Arrested for Driving While Completely Wasted
Dina Lohan's blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit, which would've been fine if she she hadn't been…
Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Squandered Talent To Jail For 30 Days
Depressing substance-addled celebrity Lindsay Lohan has been ordered by a judge to spend 30 days in jail for violating…
Lindsay Lohan To Be Charged With Felony Grand Theft
Best slap her on the wrist and send her back to rehab. In the meantime, a fun thought exercise because it's Black…
John Mayer Snubs Press, Tells Vagina Joke
At an event last night, the verbally-incontinent crooner was alternately silent and douchey.
Fantasia Hospitalized After Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt
- Fantasia Barrino was hospitalized last night after overdosing on aspirin and sleeping pills. Her manager says she was…
Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants
- Though he has struggled with alcoholism in the past, sources claim that Mel Gibson was sober during his recorded rants…
This Week In Tabloids: Jen & Angie Adopting Daughters; Levi & Bristol Having Sex
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! We read Star, In Touch, Us, Ok! and Life & Style, and found out the name of Angelina's…
Lady Gaga Trapped In Outfit On Plane; Anti-Choice Activist Threatens Elton's Life
- Recently Lady Gaga boarded a flight from London to New York wearing an outfit made of tightly-wrapped black and yellow…
Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
- Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says…
Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Twins For The First Time; Aniston Suffering From Exhaustion
- Sarah Jessica Parker talked to Access Hollywood about her new twin girls. She's mad about how the media is hounding her…
Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant
- Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed that the pageant paid for Miss…
Ashley Olsen's Fashionista Wedding?
- Is Ashley Olsen getting married? The National Enquirer thinks so. It'll happen on the French Riviera next summer; she…
Lindsay Lohan & America Ferrera: Acting Ugly On The Set Of Betty
- Oh dear: Lindsay Lohan's Ugly Betty episodes were cut from six to four. A source says: "It was a mess. Lindsay would…
Christian Bale's Mom Hit Him Up For Money
- Christian Bale's "assault" against his mother is part of a long-simmering feud. Apparently Christian's been estranged…
Being A Fresh-From-Rehab Mean Girl Is Awesome!
How did you spend your time in high school? Editing the school paper? Drama club? Smoking behind Waffle House? These…
Lindsay Lohan's Probable SCRAM Scam
For the past few days, I've been in pursuit of the accessory of the summer—a SCRAM ankle bracelet. My aim was to test…
We Wish We'd Bought A 'Free Winona' T-Shirt Way Back When
- Winona Ryder is speaking out now about her shoplifting. Honestly? No one gives a shit. [People]
Bonnaroo: Bastard Fashion Music Festival Stepchild Or Tastemaking Trend Capital?
Music festivals and fashion statements go together like Peter, Bjorn and John and Pete and Kate! But fashion-wise, not…
Can Mariah Help Celebriscent Industry Shake Off Its Doldroms?
- The more celebs who launch perfumes, the worse they all smell, apparently. Sales of the celebrity stink fell 17% last…