Jess and I are going to see Liz Phair. We'll be twittering about it. Come, experience our fabulous lives vicariously, one misspelled 14-word text message missive at a time!

Your favorite non-Bjork 90s indie rock chanteuse Liz Phair is writing a novel! This way hopefully, Avril Lavigne's evil production team can't fuck it up and she will have to do that all herself. We learn this courtesy the New York Times Book Review, which mini-profiled her (and had someone draw a really flattering…