Rihanna Unleashes Her Wrath on Noted Troll Liz Jones
Continuing the trend of using her Instagram account to send messages, coded or otherwise, into the world, Rihanna got…
Punching Sperm-Stealing Women Totally Okay With Men's Rights Activists
The charming gentledudes-about-town in Reddit's Men's Rights Community have been feverishly running around in their…
We Bid Farewell To Liz Jones
Liz Jones writes, "I am now going to write something that will enrage feminists the world over, and provoke an outraged…
The Uproar Over One Mom And Her Daughter's Bikini Wax
When one writer wrote about her teen daughter's bikini wax in British Vogue, it caused an uproar. Are your family's…
Joan Vass, Who "Broke Every Rule Of The Business," Dead At 85
- Pioneering knitwear designer Joan Vass, who outfitted Ali MacGraw, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, and Candice Bergen, has…
Noted Crank Gives Inexplicable Gift Advice
You hear "gift guide," and — even considering that said gift guide is authored by professional crank Liz Jones — you…
Fine Young Men, Where Have You Gone?
While it's unwise to take the rants of Britain's gem columnist Liz Jones at face value, we worry that she might have a…
The Hot Newsanchor, A Cultural Institution?
Last month, Mattel launched "Newsanchor Barbie," a 12" career woman in a skin-tight pink-and-black jacket, a ruffled…
American Apparel Is On Notice, Courtesy Of NY Stock Exchange
- American Apparel has received yet another delisting warning from the New York Stock Exchange. The troubled company has…
Why The Repeated Trashing Of British Fashion Sense?
No, not by us! By their countrymen, who, today, ask two burning questions: "Do Rich Yanks Dress Better than Rich…
What To Wear When You Want To Repel Men
Today, Liz Jones tackles the clothes "women think are fashionable but men hate." Uggs. Jumpsuits. Harem pants.…
Woman Goes Broke Feeding Her 17 Cats Organic Prawns
The woman, actually, is beloved Daily Mail columnist Liz Jones, ever bemoaning her pitiful finances. But her expenses…
Finicky Columnist Goes Into Therapy, Has Breakthrough
But not without much hemming and hawing beforehand. She writes, "Throughout my life, I have never believed in therapy. H…
Men And Jeans: Do You Give A Damn?
Today, the Times deplores men's "mom jeans." My initial thought was, who cares? Then I saw that professional…
That Liz Jones! What Will She Hate On Next?!
The Daily Mail is re-marketing Liz Jones as a zany character!
Liz Jones Hates Everything, Loves Recycling
Today in Things Liz Hates: New Year's, parties, kissing, and other women. And that's just the beginning.
"A Homeless Christmas": Less Than Merry
If admitted misanthrope Liz Jones can overcome her aversion to the homeless to learn the true spirit of Christmas,…
Keeping Up With...
Liz Jones refers to your humble servants in the Daily Mail as an "excellent feminist website." Now, that's journalistic…
Liz Jones Turns In Her "Recession Woes" Piece, But Will It Change Anything?
After realizing her insane spending habits, which include a "£26,000 bat sanctuary," are to blame for her enormous…
Liz Jones: "What Poor, Sad Creatures Modern Men Are. What Wimps. What Wastes Of Space."
"It's official," Jones writes in her latest column for the Daily Mail, "Modern man is a wimp." Yes, it's true: after…