Mom Flips Lid Because Kid's Barbie Sounds Like It's Saying 'Fuck'
A U.K. mother has complained that her 7-year-old's Talkin' Barbie says "What the fuck?" in addition to programmed…
Mesmerizing 'Living Dolls' Doc Follows People Obsessed With Dolls
I can remember being 13 years old, sitting on the floor of my living room, acting out a scene with two Barbies and a…
Toddlers & Tiaras: The Return Of Makenzie
TLC should just give this girl her own show already. Plus, she wouldn't get warped by fame like the Gosselins since she…
Toddlers & Tiaras New Season Heralds Makenzie's Triumphant Return
TLC's child beauty queen series Toddlers & Tiaras is returning for a new season, and with it brings more of Makenzie,…
Pageant Director Cons Parents On Toddlers & Tiaras
On last night's episode, Lisa Fulgham, the director of a child beauty pageant, collected between $15,000 - $20,000 in…
Toddlers & Tiaras: 4-Year-Old Brat Is Boss
On last night's season premiere of T&T, 4-year-old pageant contestant Makenzie initially seemed like a soul-eating,…
Toddlers & Tiaras Kid Does Hitler
Remember Eden Wood, the 4-year-old showgirl from Toddlers & Tiaras who's written a book? Her mother Mickie recently…
Toddlers And Tiaras Mom Accused Of Child Abuse
Jeanie Alcalar, whom you may have seen drag her daughter by the arm on the February 17 episode of Toddlers And Tiaras,…
Little Miss Perfect: "Everybody Has A Little Bit Of Michael Jackson In Them"
Jayne is a 6-year-old who is a total weirdo in that she competes in beauty pageants because she wants to. And despite…
Toddlers & Tiaras: Introducing A Child Pageant Doll
On last night's episode, pageant—and talk show—veteran, 4-year-old Eden and her stage mom Mickie, together with their…
Toddlers & Tiaras: Octogenarian Competes In Child Pageant
Just as Toddlers & Tiaras started to get stale—and flippers, baby spray tans, and the concept of glitz began to seem…
Toddlers & Tiaras: Captioning The Moments
On last night's episode, the director of the Southern Glitz Pageant didn't even pretend that "inner beauty" plays into…
Toddlers & Tiaras: Getting "Smize" Completely Wrong
On last night's episode, one pageant grandma spent a considerable amount of time training her 7-year-old granddaughter…
Little Miss Perfect: "It Makes Her Look Like A Midget Prostitute"
On last night's episode, one father likened his five-year-old daughter's pageant look to that of a hooker. Lexi, the…
Toddlers & Tiaras: Crowning A Little Boy As "Little Miss Glitz"
On last night's season premiere, two of the four children featured were boys whose mothers entered them into the Little…
Little Miss Perfect: Flipper Babies
Last night's season premiere of We's Little Miss Perfect taught us that not all of the child beauty pageant…
But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
Amy Winehouse reportedly wants to be the next Barbie doll and thinks she would be a hit with kids. [Pop Crunch]
High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
Susan Anderson's photography book High Glitz —which includes thought-provoking essays by Simon Doonan and Robert…
Pageant Mom Puts 8-Year-Old Daughter On Crash Diet
On last night's Toddlers & Tiaras, one woman was upset that her 8-year-old daughter no longer fit into her $1,200…
Pageant Mom Thought Her Baby Was Ugly, Had Down Syndrome
Fortunately, the baby didn't have Down Syndrome, and got cute enough for pageantry, according to one mother on last…