Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Made History, Ate Cake, and Her Lipstick Remained Intact the Entire Time

In case you’ve been out of town or away from the internet for the last 15 hours, allow me to inform you that 28-year-old Latina socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Ortez won the Democratic primary against Joe Crowley, a man many thought could go on to be the Democratic House speaker. More on that here. More on who she is and…