The Inventory

Someone Please Sneak Me Into Rand Paul's Class on 'Dystopian Visions'

4/28/17 10:00AM

Gary Johnson Appears to Confuse North Korean Leader With Voldemort, Will Not Speak His Name

10/06/16 11:55AM

Is Gary Johnson's Running Mate Still In the Race and, Relatedly, What Is His Name Again?

10/05/16 4:40PM

Unnerving Uncle Gary Johnson Gives Interview With His Tongue Hanging Out

Gary Johnson Is 'Just Grateful That Nobody Got Hurt' in Attacks That Injured 38

9/20/16 10:05AM

A Brief Catalog of Gary Johnson’s Worst Fashion Choices

Would You Have Sex With Failed Presidential Candidate Rand Paul?

Urgent: Would You Have Sex With Vince Vaughn?

Sorry, Jerks: Forever 21 Pulls Ayn Rand Muscle Shirt From Online Store

Erin Gloria Ryan

10/10/13 3:50PM

Dastardly Senator Tries to Sneak 'Personhood' Clause into Flood Bill

Erin Gloria Ryan

Ron Paul Not A Bigot, Just A Chronically Uncool Dude Who Hates Spanish Speakers

Erin Gloria Ryan

12/27/11 5:00PM

Rand Paul Thinks His Toilet Is More Important Than Your Abortion Rights

3/11/11 10:05AM

New Rule: If You're Going To Write Stupid, Pretend To Be Pretty

Megan Carpentier

10/17/08 2:00PM

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