Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was on the Today show Thursday morning to shill his new book and cape for his old boss.

On March 8, an 18-year-old named Breana Harmon Talbott walked into a church in Denison, TX, wearing only her underwear and a shirt, claiming to have escaped three men in ski masks who abducted and raped her. On Wednesday, the local police department announced that they had found Talbott’s allegations to be a hoax.

In a promo for the upcoming season of E!’s improbably successful Tyler Henry: Hollywood Medium, the lying, 21-year-old witch claims to see a love triangle on the horizon while reading sisters Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner.

During the last few years of her life, Anna Nicole Smith ran her legacy into the ground and then rolled around on it with her dress over her head. And yet somehow the way her memory was treated by the effusively perspiring 20-year-old witch Tyler Henry on last night’s Hollywood Medium was nothing short of effrontery.

While it’s not particularly shocking that notorious philanderer Hugh Grant doesn’t believe in monogamy, now that he’s finally said it out loud it’s hard to not resent that he set so many of us up to believe in love.

Tyler Henry, the 20-year-old star of Hollywood Medium, recently sat in a room with NBC’s Matt Lauer and contacted his dead father—or so he says! As someone who thinks Henry is a con artist who preys on—no, exploits!—the grief-stricken, I believe he just sat in a room with NBC’s Matt Lauer and put on a performance that…

There’s a deeply funny and insightful profile of Kim Kardashian written by former Gawker staffer Caity Weaver in the current issue of GQ, and boy, is it ever worth your time. You’ll find out how soft Kim’s boob is (“it makes velvet feel like splinters”), how often she deletes her texts and emails (every single night),…

In the cover story of Vogue’s June issue, Australian actress Margot Robbie is referred to as Hollywood’s 25-year-old “girl of the moment.” This description (written by a man) is both irritating and untrue, as writers should not be describing women as “girls,” and 30-year-old women should not be described as “25.”

Somewhere in the night, a strong, healthy tree uproots itself, falling to the forest floor with a reverberant thud. A nightingale’s song turns garbled and shrill before she pauses, unsure. A bear wanders out of hibernation early, wading slack-jawed into the nearby tide. Kylie Jenner has given another interview, and…

Ben Affleck said the horrible phoenix tattoo on his back is “fake,” and I say he’s lying. In an interview with Mario Lopez, a person far too kind to lie to, Affleck claimed the hideous thing (that both Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Garner have publicly derided) was “for a movie.”

In an interview with New Hampshire Public Radio Thursday morning, GOP presidential candidate and former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina was asked if she would ever take responsibility for HP’s well-documented struggles. Fiorina responded with a strong counter-pitch: Haha, what struggles?

Frequent Fox News guest Wayne Simmons has basically built his career around the fact that he was an Outside Paramilitary Special Operations Officer for the CIA from 1973 to 2000. Unfortunately, he was never a CIA official; he was just a criminal.

A new report from the Associated Press found that abortion rates have dropped by 21 percent since 2010, and anti-abortion groups are once again taking the credit. And, as ever, they had nothing to do with it. The opposite, actually.

Depending on who you believe, the woman currently starring in Pitch Perfect 2 as Fat Amy is either a 29-year-old named Rebel Wilson, a 35-year-old named Rebel Wilson, or a 36-year-old named Melanie Bownds. The Sydney Morning Herald (whose perfect URL is smh.com.au) reports today that “Australian business records…