If the year were 2012 or 2013, I’d begin this blog with an open letter to Harry Styles. Except, of course, if it…

Nah: Taylor Swift, “Christmas Tree Farm” - “My heart is a Christmas tree farm, there’s a light in the barn,” sings…

Dwyane Wade seems like a very good dad who respects his kids, and he refuses to accept the bullshit people are…

Someday, the oceans will turn to dust and every trace of greenery and foliage will be a distant myth. Nobody will…

Life is a meaningless series of mundane disappointments, but sometimes it surprises you. And sometimes that surprise…

Diane von Furstenberg made the wrap dress a thing, has some of the best cheekbones in the game, and fucked Richard…

Of the five men of One Direction, Liam Payne, the one you always forget about, is the most dedicated monogamist.…

Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner have been a couple for nearly two years now, have a nearly one-year-old child, seem…

In two nearly identical statements released at 5:45 p.m. Sunday afternoon, former One Direction member Liam Payne…

Hmmm: Ariana Grande, “No Tears Left to Cry” — She’s back, and she’s completely reverted to her incomprehensible…

Rita Ora has been waiting a lifetime for love... and the opportunity to actually sing the lead song on a Fifty Shades…

Hey, has anyone else had a problem keeping their brain matter from oozing out of their ears and nose over the past…

Oh, did you forget that there are other members in One Direction besides Zayn Malik (the extremely hot one) and…

In an interview with U.K. magazine Rollacoasta, a member of One Direction who is not Zayn or Harry shared a story…

Shade Court is in session and I am very much ready for this ridiculous week to be over.

Step 1: Grab phone angrily; Step 2: Fake Smile; Step 3: Look like you're about to die; Step 4: Repeat over and…

Justice Beaver (of the crime-fighting beavers) is going to be in a lot of hot water today, because The Sun has just…

Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her…

In today's Tweet Beat, Jessie J is honest about how bad her bad flight really was, Liam Payne uses some language…

Sometimes-actress, always-perfectly-symmetrical-faced-human being Jessica Alba wrote a book called The Honest Life:…