Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling…
Not since Cher (and let's face it, Cher's fun—not to mention part Cherokee) have we seen quite this level of stereotypical camp when it comes to Native American imagery in a music video: No Doubt has just pulled the cowboys-and-Indian-themed video for their second single "Looking Hot" after YouTube commenters informed…
Levi Johnston, intermittent father of Bristol Palin's son Tripp, acquired a second baby this morning with the help of his new girlfriend Sunny Oglesby. And lo, they named it Breeze Beretta Johnston...after the Italian firearm. Specifically. On purpose. For her part, Bristol is PUMPED:
A 52-year-old Long Island woman named Sandra Doshner is the self-proclaimed "world's biggest Downton fan, complete with a "Future Mrs. Bates" t-shirt (referring, of course, to the noble, mysterious valet John Bates, played by Brendan Coyle). The retired medical technologist won Coyle's hand by placing a £12,000 bid…
When it comes to Levi Johnston, Alaska's most infamous baby daddy, one doesn't exactly expect grade A judgment, but today he managed to shock us all by announcing that he plans to name his forthcoming daughter Breeze Beretta Johnston. Seriously? Yes, and it is Beretta, as in the gun—it's not some family name. So is…
Since the world was introduced to America's snow angels Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston in 2008, the two lovebirds have since gone their separate ways. Bristol's stumbled across the sequined-encrusted hellscape of Dancing With the Stars and into reality TV, and Levi's waved his hockey stick around the pages of Playgirl…
At just twenty-one years old, Levi Johnston is already being known for his "world class" sperm and failure to use condoms properly. First his little swimmers (and some wine coolers) were involved in Bristol Palin's pregnancy. And now, TMZ is reporting that Levi's tiny, valiant soldiers have rammed through the membrane…
Joshua Rendon and Ebony Jackson-Rendon, a couple from MTV's 16 And Pregnant, have lost their child to the state and are currently facing criminal charges after police searched their home. And what did the cops find? You may want to stop eating, or thinking about anything pleasant, before you read this, because it will…
Earlier today, Levi Johnston appeared on Dr. Phil's talk show to refute some of the points Bristol Palin made about him during her recent press tour promoting her new book. Now that Levi's book, the aptly-titled Deer In Headlights, is about to make its debut, that apparently means it's his turn to talk. With that in…
If you're inappropriately amused by hearing legitimate news organizations report the wine cooler-infused, trashy details of two teens boning, you're in for a treat. In Levi Johnston's memoir, the former Playgirl model/mayoral candidate contradicts nearly everything Bristol Palin wrote in her book, ensuring that we…
A year ago, Levi Johnston said he couldn't watch his ex Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars because he was too busy studying up on the issues that affect the people of Wasilla, Alaska. Now it turns out all that book learnin' was for naught, because he's decided not to run for mayor. His attorney tells the…
Levi Johnston's 19-year-old sister Mercede (apparently their mother had a thing for naming her children after brands, but dropping the "s") poses nude and gives an interview in the September issue of Playboy, in which she talks so much shit on the entire Palin family.
When Levi Johnston's sister Mercede was asked how she would feel if Sarah Palin were elected president, she really didn't hold back:
Bristol gave an interview to Good Morning America this morning in which she explained some of the more talked-about snippets from her memoir. One particular word that's been cause for speculation was the use of her word "stolen" in regards to losing her virginity with Levi Johnston. She explains,
The revelations coming from Bristol Palin's upcoming memoir, Not Afraid Of Life — My Journey So Far, are simply delightful. Let's start with the obvious "reveal:" many of her Dancing With The Stars costars refused to speak to her throughout filming. Yeah, well, we could feel the icy demeanor through our televisions,…
The events recounted in Bristol Palin's new memoir "Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far" may not be very surprising, depending on who's reading them. For example, if the person reading them is Bristol's mother, Sarah Palin, they may be a bit difficult to get through.
Bristol Palin has admitted (under duress) that she's dating a new guy. But she was much more excited to talk about how much Levi sucks.
Bristol Palin reportedly wrote on her private Facebook page, "Tripp Easton Mitchell Palin… PALIN!!!" suggesting she's ditched "Johnston." The National Enquirer's salacious and possibly untrue claim: Levi agreed to the change on the condition of no more child support.
Between landing the first-ever daytime TV interview with the President, Barbara's new cow heart, Elisabeth Hasselbeck's tears, and the kerfuffle with Bill O'Reilly, 2010 has been a banner year for the ladies on The View.
