Trump fanboy Scott Baio, whose wife Renee once referred to the staff of Jezebel as “lesbian shitasses” and who retweeted a comment about my pubes four months ago, would like everybody to please be a little bit more mature about the results of the election!
...Pretending to be a Dangerous Gangster in 2005's Christ-awful Havoc. Last night I watched a Godfather marathon on AMC with the aid of a lot of scotch; Katie saw this. What random things are you watching on your relatives' cable?
So, I don't know. What to do here? Do I show boobs? Do I share boobs sent to me via email? Do I ask rhetorical questions until I get an answer? Is this a trigger alert?
Ladies, I'm going to keep this fairly short and sweet: it's been real.
It's been a rough week for Scott Baio: paying taxes, dealing with nasty websites, supervising his wife's homophobic Facebook updates. He just wants everyone to really understand him, and so we're ready to let Team Baio step forward.