Pants Canceled
We all fucking love leggings, The Guardian reports.
Hell Yeah, We're Fighting About Leggings Again
At least once a year, the Internet erupts into a wild argument about whether or not it’s okay for women to wear leggings. Heads roll, teeth gnash, and Twitter runs blue with mentions. The first leggings skirmish of 2018 began with an opinion piece from the only paper that rolls itself up to be used as a shit-stirrer:…
Celebrities Are Not Here for United Airlines' Bullshit Leggings Ban
Today, we proud members of the Leggings Only community were aghast to learn of United Airlines’ crusade against acceptable pantlessness.
Fox News Invites 'Panel of Fathers' to Discuss the Merits of Leggings
Would you let your daughter wear leggings out? I wouldn’t, but that’s because I don’t let my daughter leave her coat closet.
Christian Blogger Declares Leggings "Lustful"Â
Christian blogger and Oregon mom, Veronica Partridge, took her struggle over whether or not to wear leggings to the internet. Partridge's love of leggings was weighing "heavy on my heart," she wrote on her self-named blog. So the blogger asked her husband, motivational speaker Dale Partridge, his thoughts on leggings.…
This Interview with a Teen 'Leggings Activist' Is Awesome
The fight for the right to wear leggings to class continues apace at Haven Middle School in Evanston, Illinois. Recently, female students wore leggings in mass to protest a new school dress code that bans the tight pants because they're supposedly too distracting for boys and now teen "leggings activist" and…
School Dress Code's 'Distracting' Leggings Battle Rages on
The fight to ban leggings rages on in middle America, but this time protestors sported a snappy new signs with the tagline: “Are my pants lowering your test scores?” Oh, burn.
Confusing School Ban Over 'Distracting' Leggings Ignites Controversy
A school in Illinois is in the midst of controversy surrounding a school dress code policy that bans leggings and other tight pants.
Now You Can Have Tilda Swinton and David Bowie All Over Your Ass
If you have thirty dollars burning a hole through your shark leggings, you might want to take that shit next level and fashion your crotch, buttocks, and legs with these earth angels.
Middle School Bans Tight Pants Because They 'Distract the Boys'
Instead of teaching students to respect each other, a misguided middle school in northern California is telling its girls to no longer wear pants that are "too tight" because it "distracts the boys". Yes, because deviant dames in body conscious clothing are yet another reason men aren't succeeding in this world, and…
CPAC Releases Suggested Dress Code: Don't Get Caught in Uggs, Leggings, or Rompers
MAJOR FASHION CRISIS: this year's Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) starts tomorrow, and I still have no clue what to wear to meet my idols Donald Trump (who still hasn't responded to our Miss USA expose, btw), Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush and Sarah Palin! Whatever shall I do?!
Leggings, Leggings Everywhere — and It's Just Going to Get Worse
As a friend recently lamented, "In the future everything was supposed to be metallic or self-cleaning, but everything is jersey." True. Every futuristic portrayal of fashion may show us all wearing the same thing, but at least that same thing is often a badass amalgam of chrome, black, breathable fabrics and stylish…
Meggings Are Actually Kind of Becoming a Thing
Despite previous evidence that meggings were probably not going to happen, it now seems that the male legging could become a Transatlantic fashion trend, especially since fashion icons like Justin Bieber (!) and Russell Brand (!!) and Lenny Kravitz (!!!) have been spotted showing off their shapely calves and kneecaps…
Well, It's Happened: Girls Getting in Trouble for Wearing Leggings As Pants
Ladies, we knew this day would come, we just didn't know it would take so damn long. Girls are finally getting in trouble for flaunting their curves in... leggings? Oh, high school.
Wearing These Penis Leggings Will Turn You Into a Total Dick
The other day, I was sitting in the window at a cafe when a girl walked by wearing these muscle leggings paired with super high heels and a leather jacket. You could tell she thought she looked amazing, but the sight of her apparently skinless legs had everyone doing double takes of sheer horror. I did a complex…
For the Love of God, Put on Some Real Pants and Take Your Phone Out of Your Bra
Years of attempted public shamings and Facebook laments have failed to buck the leggings-as-pants trend. Now, one school in Canada, disturbed by its female students' public displays of camel toe and ass-meat, is laying the law down by formally and officially declaring that leggings are not suitable pants. Meanwhile, a…
Muscle Leggings Prove Fashion Is More Than Skin Deep
"Excuse me, miss. Miss? I'm so sorry to bother you out in public like this. I know you don't know me, but I would want to know. This is embarrassing— I'm going to come right out and say it. Your adductor muscles are showing. Don't freak out! I know how it goes. You're rushing around getting ready in the morning and…
Teenagers Wear Pajamas to School, Erode Moral Fiber of Society
It often seems like the biggest ambition of most Americans is to be 110% comfortable during every moment of their existence, especially when it comes to their fashion choices. And it looks like our nation's youth are doing their very best to blaze new trails in this quest for constant comfort. According to the Wall…
Creepy Upskirt Videographer Also Targets Women In Leggings
Someone with a hidden camera has been filming women's asses — and sometimes upskirt shots — and posting them on YouTube. What's a victim to do?
The Truth Behind Lindsay Lohan's 11-Hour Tardiness
On last night's Double Exposure, Lindsay arrived at the photo shoot for her leggings campaign at the 11th hour—literally. She gave no excuse for missing her call time by half-a-day, but we've discovered the real reason: romantic drama.
