Someone named Lane Garrison, who was apparently on Prison Break, says he doesn't for ONE MINUTE believe the gay rumors about Papa Joe Simpson:

In the case of Tom vs. Kat, who will gain custody of Suri Cruise and her closet full of teeny designer flats remains to be seen. However, might be important to note that the kid is 6 years old, the same age as son Connor was when Cruise split with Nicole Kidman, and both Kidman and Holmes are Catholic, suggesting that…