Kylie Minogue Is a Little Bit Country On 'Dancing'
The Top Kylie is back with new music and it seems like she’s going full rhinestone cowgirl on us.
Who Will Triumph in Kylie vs. Kylie?
Kylie Jenner has been working to become our Supreme Kylie Top Dog by shutting out other Kylies from the game since April 2014, when she attempted to trademark her first name. Better Kylies have prevailed.
All the Delightfully Nutty Red Carpet Looks at the Absolutely Fabulous Premiere
Darlings, the Absolutely Fabulous movie premiere has finally arrived, and it is eccentric city! I hardly know who most of these people are, but I don’t care, because they’re all wearing weird, slightly ill-fitting outfits, and when do you even get that anymore in the day of the celebrity stylist?! What a relief!
Kylie Minogue and Kylie Jenner Battle for Trademark on Their First Name
Kylie Minogue has been serenading us for many years now, and her brand is strong. So when she learned of Kylie Jenner’s application to trademark their shared first name, Minogue was quick to protest via legal measures.
Lupita Nyong'o Is Officially On Broadway
In today’s Tweet Beat, Lupita Nyong’o and Eclipsed move to Broadway, Tyra Banks offers some advice and Kylie Minogue is a preservationist.
Kylie Minogue's Christmas Album Is a Festively Bland Non-Classic
Few pop celebrity Christmas albums have remained winter mainstays, with Mariah Carey being the exception that proves the rule. Today, Kylie Minogue joins the ranks of those artists less fortunate, doomed to be forever relegated to “Did You Know They Had a Christmas Album” listicles that come out every year around…
Kylie Minogue May Be Making a Disco Christmas Album
Kylie Minogue wants us to take a little disco with our eggnog. According to Idolator, she is recording “a seasonal LP comprised of ‘classics’ and ‘disco-influenced’ originals.” Hell yes.
Kim Kardashian Broke The Internet and Now Rob Broke Instagram
Wishing people a Happy Birthday on social media is sort of a cop out: a way to spread tidings of good cheer without having to pull aside a waitress to request a secret birthday tiramisu to arrive at the table after dinner, or even go to a group dinner and figure out how to split the bill 8 ways to begin with.
Y/N: The Weeknd Goes S&M; Madonna Continues to Thirst
Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop.
Yes or No: Judging New Music in Three Sentences or Less
Biweekly, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop.
New Collabo Alert: Lorde, Pharrell, One Direction, an Actual Tiger
You know what they say about too much personality in one room? Not since "We Are the World 2010" have this many awesomely random people been in one spot, covering the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" in a psychedelic-baroque theater. But for whom does one Harry Styles remove his bandanna? No one, not even for a 482-pound…
The New Kylie Minogue B-Side Is Here And It's Awesome
Kylie Minogue's "Golden Boy," a previously unreleased track that was intended to be on Minogue's latest Kiss Me Once dropped this morning to coincide with Record Store Day. Unfortunately, only 1000 copies of the vinyl have been made available for purchase. If you're not keen on fighting your way to the front of the…
Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Moves Back in With Her Mom
Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her teenage bedroom on Long Island with mom/"cool mom"/party friend Dina because Thomas Wolfe was wrong: you CAN go home again. Supposedly she's returned home to help pay the mortgage on the Lohan family abode (although she herself is strapped for cash, so I don't really see how…
Ashley Judd's Political Career Looking Pretty Real
Recently Ashley Judd spoke to Senator Kirsten Gillibrand about possibly running for Senate in 2014. Alternatively, she might wait until 2016 to go up against Kentucky Republican and spawn of Ron Paul, Rand Paul. State Democratic senator Rep. John Yarmuth says that Judd's beyond your average pompous Hollywood liberal:…
Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange
Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood…
And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively
This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating…
Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx
All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you…
J. Lo and Casper Try to Ignore the Glory Hole-Shaped Elephant in The Room
Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before Lopez's 43rd birthday party. She's been "frustrated" and "short-tempered" with Smart since the incident, but is also "the…
Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive Cockles of Heart
Katy Perry — now dating Ghostbuster Dan Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Aykroyd — is taking a break from showbiz after her doc Katy Perry: Part Of Me is released, in order to let her heart and/or cupcake boobs heal after Aldous Snow poured Malibu rum all over them and devoured them en flambé. If she spends…
10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
In this week's TV roundup, Detective Stabler comes to Bon Temps, Olivia Wilde charms on The Colbert Report, Fiona Apple celebrates Paul McCartney's birthday with the Roots and we say goodbye to Girls.
