Brody Jenner Didn't Know Kylie Jenner Was Pregnant Until She Gave Birth, But Would Like to Meet Stormi

The man pictured above at some sort of pop-up McDonald’s booth is Brody Jenner. For a moment in the early 2000s that lasted about as long as it takes to clear one’s throat, he was Caitlyn Jenner’s Most Famous Child. His younger half-sister Kylie currently holds that title, and gave birth to a baby named Stormi on…

All We Wanted For Christmas Was a Picture of Pregnant Kylie Jenner, All We Got Was This Shit

After waiting patiently through 25 days of faded blue denim, white tops, and a Christmas tree harvested from The Polar Express’s uncanny valley, Kim Kardashian finally revealed her family’s full Christmas card. But the final photo, published Monday night, did not contain what many followers had expected since day 1: a…

Just When You Think the Kardashians Are Losing Relevance, Kim's Perfume Makes $10 Million In One Day

Just yesterday, I, a stupid person, watched Kim Kardashian’s interview on Ellen—the one where she refused to discuss the alleged pregnancies of her sisters Khloe and Kylie—and thought about how dull they all suddenly were. The E! machine has spent over 10 years squeezing stories out of this family, and their latest is…

All the Miscellaneous Ephemera I Learned From the Keeping Up With the Kardashians 10th Anniversary Special

On Sunday night E! aired their highly publicized Keeping Up With the Kardashians 10-year anniversary special in advance of the show’s 14th season, which premieres next Sunday. While the rumored pregnancy of Kylie Jenner, the youngest member of the original “cast,” was unmentioned during the awkwardly staged event (as…

Sofia Vergara Is Being Sued By Her Frozen Embryos, ‘Emma’ and ‘Isabella’

Jesus tap dancing Christ, the battle over Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos (apparently named Emma and Isabella) will never end, and—after an absence from the celebrity news headlines—has gotten darker than I ever thought it would become. A new “right-to-live” lawsuit on behalf of her fertilized (by ex-husband Nick Loeb)…