The Kardashians are fighting over who does the least, which…………trick question! But we have to wonder, are any of these fights real?

After 10+ years watching her snowball into a bigger and more powerful force of nature—overcoming controversy after controversy with the help of her distressingly media savvy family—I feel like the slow, steady decline of Kim Kardashian has finally begun. Though once an avid viewer of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a…

TMZ is reporting that Khloe Kardashian, believed by many to be the best and most endearing Kardashian sister, gave birth to a baby girl early Thursday morning with “Kourtney, Kim, Kris, and [long-time BFF] Malika by her side.” Though it had recently been reported that the baby’s father, accused serial cheater Tristan…

The man pictured above at some sort of pop-up McDonald’s booth is Brody Jenner. For a moment in the early 2000s that lasted about as long as it takes to clear one’s throat, he was Caitlyn Jenner’s Most Famous Child. His younger half-sister Kylie currently holds that title, and gave birth to a baby named Stormi on…

After waiting patiently through 25 days of faded blue denim, white tops, and a Christmas tree harvested from The Polar Express’s uncanny valley, Kim Kardashian finally revealed her family’s full Christmas card. But the final photo, published Monday night, did not contain what many followers had expected since day 1: a…

Just yesterday, I, a stupid person, watched Kim Kardashian’s interview on Ellen—the one where she refused to discuss the alleged pregnancies of her sisters Khloe and Kylie—and thought about how dull they all suddenly were. The E! machine has spent over 10 years squeezing stories out of this family, and their latest is…

On Sunday night E! aired their highly publicized Keeping Up With the Kardashians 10-year anniversary special in advance of the show’s 14th season, which premieres next Sunday. While the rumored pregnancy of Kylie Jenner, the youngest member of the original “cast,” was unmentioned during the awkwardly staged event (as…

Recent revelations aside, Rob Kardashian doesn’t do much. We know this because his relative lack of direction—or passion resembling passion—has been one of his most consistent character traits since the show began airing in 2007. Whereas his sisters have found countless ways to spend their time and expand their…

On Wednesday morning, Rob Kardashian’s Instagram account abruptly transitioned from adorable photos of the reality star and his seven-month-old daughter Dream to a barrage of explicit nudes, cheating allegations, and other vitriol directed at his sometimes-fiancé Blac Chyna.

Despite having a wealth of material that should have made it essential viewing—from Kim’s Paris robbery, to Kourtney’s rumored love life, to Caitlyn’s memoir—the March season premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was the show’s least-watched since 2008. Maybe the family has, after almost 10 years on the air,…

Like any major incident the Kardashians/Jenners find themselves involved in, Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Short Film Controversy (or KJPSFC, as it’s come to be known) has started a countdown in the minds of the show’s most rabid fans (including myself), as they await to see how E! will handle the drama in a future episode…

Kendall Jenner was robbed of $200,000 in jewels on Wednesday, though luckily the details are considerably less terrifying than the ones regarding her big sister’s robbery late last year.

In a promo for the upcoming season of E!’s improbably successful Tyler Henry: Hollywood Medium, the lying, 21-year-old witch claims to see a love triangle on the horizon while reading sisters Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner.

It would be putting it lightly to say that I enjoy reality television. I watch multiple hours of Bravo per week. I take great pleasure in blogging about shows like Vanderpump Rules and Bachelor in Paradise. I’ve locked eyes with Lisa Vanderpump between three and four times, I’m on two distinct email listservs…

Jesus tap dancing Christ, the battle over Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos (apparently named Emma and Isabella) will never end, and—after an absence from the celebrity news headlines—has gotten darker than I ever thought it would become. A new “right-to-live” lawsuit on behalf of her fertilized (by ex-husband Nick Loeb)…

Kim and Kanye are deep inside what could easily one of the most traumatic periods of their lives, and their combined stresses have reportedly led to a complete shut down of production on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. TMZ reports Tuesday that despite plans to shoot during the holiday season, “cameras will not roll…

There’s nothing quite like the birth of a child to bring a little happiness in the face of abject misery and inspire one to make the world a better place, even if that child’s last name is Kardashian. E! reports Thursday afternoon that Angela “Blac Chyna” Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl—thereby creating the…

I wonder how many phone numbers famous people go through in a given year.

Blac Chyna, the expecting mother of a future Kardashian kousin whose “six-part” KUWTK spinoff Rob & Chyna premieres next month, just posed nude on the cover of Paper. For anyone else, this would be a big deal. For a soon-to-be Kardashian, it’s Monday.

E! has released the first teaser for their upcoming docuseries Rob & Chyna, and it probably looks exactly like you expected it to. The two future parents hug, kiss, laugh, smile, and occasionally scream things like, “ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES?” while being driven around southern California.